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Darn it, first negative rep for kinda supporting something Obama did. I give credit were credit is due, beetches.

what the shit is with dumbass neg reps lately? I got neg repped for saying that I strictly oppose anything, any government forces me or tells me I have to do

this is the collection of brilliant OR writers making a hollywood blockbuster. Great minds are at work right here http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=102923 Thought it will be fun for someone just joining in to read all of it together. One day Isaacs Papa was on The side of the road sucking on a lollipop while waiting for Madscat to give him a HJ but Ringo showed up with butt plugs. Magley was on his way also to explain how to use the butt plugs without injury while throwing elbows and butt plugs at the same time. Mags got out the Crisco and told IP to bend over. IP hit him with a banjo and then played Dueling Banjos. Korea launched nukes, killed everyone. The end Except it wasn't the end. Radiation fused and mutated them into gay Mongolian goat ropers, Who liked to lick cock cheese off midgets but only from the taint. What would Jackie Robinson do, if he got his taint cheese licked by magz or madcat? Or the midget taint lapper? Jackie cannot be found to question. But all signs point to yes, that he enjoys it where the sun don't shine. For a long time, after that a dark shadow fell on castle in the kingdom of ass clowns. They ran out of spaghetti and jello supplies were low. So they then began to grab bologna with holes cut in them in order to hide their faces. While they consumed gin and boner pills the midgets started watching midget strippers fight a swarm of cats covered in KY gel Standing in the rain singing "In the air tonight" but worse than Phil Collins yet better than Richard Stamos. So they stopped singing. And began swearing in chinese.. or congratulating, hard to tell. Around the corner comes Bad324 wearing a thong backwards on his face with boots on and nothing else. Except pasties because he lost his leotard by the side of the Crack dealers house who was blowing just minutes before the chip n dales showed up and Said, fuck this, and left. Brian stood there eating a burrito with one hand, the other hand wasn't doing something gay for once. It was holding a glass of appletini, while getting a backrub from hellmutt. With hot oil and a big tub of KFC gravy. Inappropriate boners were abundant in his pants while Snot was making him a samitch full of habanero peppers. So he could shit in a cup while crying that his ass is on fire. He started to splash toilet water on his turd cutter but it malfunctioned. The toilet water had ghost chillie pepper in it.So he ran to a dairy farm in his birthday suit to nut punch some cattle and snags his nuts on barbed wire. Meanwhile back at the ranch Gen3 was milking 6 goats. But it wasn't a goats tit she was milking, it was instead bag ladies. The milk is used by Casper to add flavor to his Coffee, while watching efukt.com. And working out to Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies. He Pull a muscle trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose that was 100ft long. But have no fear jbot has brought additional vacuum powered lips along with support from Night Rider. Dancing the jitterbug at a Wham! concert Wearing a clown wig and smoking the world's largest Ghey dude who was Wearing a pink ascot with a jacket with feathers on the collar. So, he pulls a weasel from the Butt of Dying Shadow, while Grapesmuggler ran for more beer to soak the ghey guy's with lots of bacon flavored lube. Dying Shadow loves bacon so he starts to lick Gen3's bacon soaked..... to be continued.

a pro sports team that will make the playoffs before the Browns....

Got ya! +Rep I will now get neg Rep for making this even but i dont care!

Very nice hot tub that fits 7 adults comfortably, no jello was ever used in this tub!! will be asking $2,200 on craigslist, will take $1,900 from OR member, paid $7,600 6 years ago. You must pick up on East side of Columbus (reynoldsburg), I will not deliver. You will need probably four strong guys to help or 6 of Max Power type guys. Pics to come soon or PM me and i can send to e mail or text. Specs are as follows: Vita Spa 26 jets Neck Waterfall Color Conversion lighting (set to whatever color you want at the time) Vitaroma (to add scent to water) Biozone Purification system New motherboard installed last month New pumps (has three) 7 person seating

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD For those of you looking to get into track days, or even racing... you're probably wondering: "jbot, why would I dump a bunch of money into turning my perfectly beautiful street bike into a track bike, and then ruin it by launching it off the carousel or T12 at Nelson Ledges or T1 at PIRC or T1 at Midohio or T1 at Grattan or... wherever? And why would I drill all my bolts on it, ensuring that I'll never get my money out of my much-more-valuable-if-unmolested street bike?" the answer is, you shouldn't because that's silly and you'll get herpes. Also, don't worry, I didn't do any of those horrible things with this bike. This is bike happily crash free (well, on my end). Instead, you should buy this wonderous 2008 Kawasaki ZX6R instead that is fully race prepped. Like I said before, since I've owned, it's never been down... but seeing as it has a salvage title, surely, it's been crashed at some point. Apparently not that badly, seeing as how it is a fantastic track bike. Rides well, handles great, good feel front and back, VERY GOOD power (I never got over how much stronger this bike was than my 600rr) The other option is, you can pick up some street fairings, some turn signals and headlights and you can turn it back into a street bike (after doing simple rebuilt title inspection). Anyway, enough rambling on here, you can read all the rambling you want in my CL ad here: http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/3666544865.html On CL, it's listed for $4000obo. for OR members, I'll throw it up for $3600 semi-firm. kind of like when you can ALMOST see nipple, but you're not sure it's a real nipple or a large mole but your weiner says "fuck it, it's time to get to work!" PM me with any questions. BTW, I'll probably be putting a fresh set of Q2's on this bike unless you don't want them. Otherwise, they'll come shod with Pirelli supercorsa something something race tire front and a michelin power race rear E compound. If you're relatively new to track days and dont have tire warmers... believe me, you'll like the Q2's. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

Without question

you need to switch it all up then, I will switch to Arbonne Fizz sticks once in awhile but end up back on Spark, shit's like crack! I'll get you and Snot a couple to try next time I order. Ever since they switched from the tabs to the sticks I limit on how many I buy.

Hell When you put it that way Night Rider, In the end I just wanna look good naked!

I hate to admit it but it is, that stuff will kill you in the long haul. I'm sure you feel 100% better too. I used to drink Mt Dew all the time, I quit that almost a year ago. I'll have a Pepsi or Coke when out for lunch but will not buy any for the house or car ride. Mt Dew tastes nasty to this day, I'll take a sip from the kids and I end up spitting it out. Between what I do at my job, no pop, and low calories I've lost 60# in about 10-11 months You need some Spark

I rode yesterday at 6p around new Albany. 40 degrees out and I had a turtleneck for a while. I usually ride Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday. I am taking most of the summer off so I hope to ride a lot

I was simply sharing what worked for me, I'm no health expert or physical trainer by any means.....and a high fiber diet was obviously also low calorie ( green vegs n fruits ) with limited meat/proteins. I'd take in very little carbs/sugars, was biking a hard ( offroad ) 1-2 hrs, 5 days a week, and at least a few days each week also included heavy calisthenics. I had no gym at home, no memberships to any fitness centers, not even any free weights....basically me, the bike, and a set of ProTapers mounted to a ceiling truss in the garage for chinups . Every Sunday I'd take a day of rest, basically a beer day with moderate treats here and there. Duing week 1 it was all stretches and purge my system with fluids galore. V8, fruit juices, water, tea, etc. along with all the green vegs I could stomach. First month I lost almost 40 pounds, but I guesstimate half of that as water weight. I'm looking forward to cutting down again!

Subscribed, I'm definitely in pending times. Usually go for training rides every weekend once it warms up so I'm sure I'll find a time to meet up with you and others. One goal!

I'd be in once I get my wheels in tune.

At my highest. I weighed 310. At 5'9-5'10. That's just god awful. I looked like i had swallowed 2 people plus what they ate. I started in 2011 trying to lose weight. My job kept me walking 5-10 miles a night and i started lifting weights at home (select tech bowflex dumbbells and a bench) 3 days a week. I got down to my lowest since i can remember of 213 lbs. The winter was not kind to me and quickly jumped back up to 236 lbs. I weighed myself today. I sit at 222. I'm back on it and i plan to be 200 lbs by June 1st. myself. Pics from where i started and where i hit my lowest at 213. Obviously i'm the enormous guy in the gray shirt. And me at my lowest. Which i'm currently 9 lbs away from again. Can't wait to get started again and finally hit that 200 mark!

I have to admit, when I started that thread, I didn't think it would take off like it did lol

turn a wrench

I mean wash bucket. He thinks

You're doing an awesome job.

TL; DR: I'm lazy and you'll ride my route or go home.

I don't think we'll be moving at 'shin-gina and a helicopter ride' pace on 555 for this ride, so hopefully it won't be too bad. Also, I was told that the pocket-rifling was part of the club rules, right after signing my title over to UP.

Dear God, a day doesn't gone by at work that I haven't wished I had a retard controller

Still a better story then twilight

Hocking FTW!

joe, you are still young (ok, i have no idea how old you are, but whatever) so i'll excuse your insolent naivete. let me tell you a bit about the birds and the bees. see, the bee is always wanting to go and get that honey. but the bird is all like "motherfucker, we gotta save for downpaymentadditionpaintrenovationminivancollegetuitionmahfancypurseshoesfoodbasicmedicalcarewhateverelsethatislessimportantthanmotorcycleracing" so what the bee gotta do is get that honey before the bird sees the bee with the pair of pollens between the bees legs and before the bird can remove the pollens forcibly with her greedy bitch claws of marital injustice... even if you're not actually married yet. see, once the bee gives the bird a ring, the bird thinks "oh, i got this little bee-otch by the pollens now" and thinks she already owns everything even though the prenup isn't even signed.... but she won't have such ideas of ownership until she knows about the ring. it's all over once she sees that ring. and that's why the bee should go blow his load on that good strange honey before the ring.

+Rep to even you out too!

I also got a neg rep for my comments on that thread.

with a jacket with feathers on the collar

When I have a dead hooker or a pound of heroin in the trunk, I make sure that I keep at least one car ahead of me if heading into a blind elevation change or a blind corner. If I see break lights come on for no reason, I should probably check my speed. I haven't had a problem with getting stopped since I've adopted the 'keep it 10 under the limit' rule on the interstate.

Ghey dude

Wearing a clown wig and a

These were taken shortly after I got the bike from American Powersports in Findlay. Some of my mods weren't done yet. D&D Slip-on Mufflers Stage 1 remap and air filter Stainless steel extended mirror stalks Billet Brake Pedal 7 Jurock 14" tinted windshield with "flip" Victory Lock-N-Ride Trunk

Wrong this is a zombie motorcycle LOL!

https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=S+Mulberry+St&daddr=N+Market+St+to:Washington+Rd+to:OH-681+E%2FUS-33+Alt+W+to:OH-7+S+to:OH-32+E%2FOH-7+N%2FUS-50+E%2FJames+A.+Rhodes+Appalachian+Hwy+to:Marion+St+to:OH-37+W%2FState+Route+37+W+to:S+Main+St+to:Clark+St+to:S+Mulberry+St&hl=en&sll=39.185433,-80.540771&sspn=2.435388,4.938354&geocode=Fb9KWwId4JAW-w%3BFTLbVgIdhHgV-w%3BFYCNVgIdU6oZ-w%3BFc9PVQIdoWcc-w%3BFSSrVQIdaSAf-w%3BFX4-VwIdL3wh-w%3BFTOPWgIdXtQe-w%3BFcRtXQIdHE0c-w%3BFafzXQIdoKQZ-w%3BFWPpWwIdMSkZ-w%3BFexOWwIdXpEW-w&mra=ls&t=m&z=10 Let's discuss this route option. Meet and leave from Logan at 11:30AM, gas stop at "F", back to Logan at approximately 3:30PM

Thanks guys and thanks Anden, it's been a fun project and challenging project. I've got more work to do and will have some finished pics tomorrow. Granda080 gets some credit too , for holding the bars while I worked on the triple tree!

The newspaper should run an article with a map showing the homeowners that "opted out" of the law, just like they did showing carry permit holders addresses... I mean, fair is fair, right?

This.

In addition to people who are mentally or physically handicapped, an exception to the law is given to “paupers or [those] who conscientiously oppose maintaining firearms as a result of beliefs or religious doctrine,” he noted. If Obamacare had the same loophole, I and many others would not oppose it.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennesaw,_Georgia As to tonik's comment, there is a big difference between a city passing an ordinance like this and obama care. If you don't like the city ordinance, you can escape it by moving to another city. I'm not supporting it or opposing it as it doesn't affect me. Unconstitutional? I've never read Georgia's constitution, so I can't answer that one. Kennesaw has had the law. en.m.wikipedia.org www.kennesaw-ga.gov/component/fsf/?view=faq&catid=12&faqid=109&Itemid=282

Not a fan. 1) it is a choice to own a firearm. Should not be forced to own one. 2) I'm sure we can all think of plenty of people we wouldn't want owning a gun due to lack of sense.