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Now that the riding season is awakening in our sad little state, I thought it best that some order be established among our haphazard crooked brethren of riding bros. I'm not sure if we should call these guidelines "MotoBro Codes" or "BroMoto Codes". Maybe we can reach a consensus. A few obvious basics have been laid out below. Feel free to add your own. MotoBro/BroMoto Code 1. Don't call anyone a "bro". What are you, some kinda gaylord? 2. No touching other bros bikes without expressed written and/or verbal condition by said bro. This kind of goes for wives/girlfriends/significant others. Kinda. 3. No posting spoilers of moto races on social media just because you happened to watch the race first. Spoiling races is grounds for immediate suspension of MotoBro/BroMoto status. 4. Seriously, don't call me a "bro", bro. 5. Don't dog on other bros because they ride a cruiser/dirt/touring/squid bike. It is classless.... we are gentlemen, after all. 6. It's not a "clip", you fucking moron. It's called a magazine. FUCK, how many times do I have to condescendingly correct you? 7. All the gear all the time. I guess that's kinda important, right? Maybe I should've put that nearer to the top. You wanna fight about it? 8. The forum is not the place to blabber about your conquests of speed or land speed records runs on 270 or over law enforcement or the chopper. It is not the place to brag about your prowess over a certain backroad.... it's not cool, it's fucking evidence. Also, they're all going to laugh at you. 9. Just because you are fast, does not mean you are not an awful fucking human being. 10. Post pictures of anything with boobs/buttocks. 11. This is kinda pointless, I really just wanted to start something punny with "bro code" involving motorcycles. 12. I thought about deleting this, but now I have too much time invested in it.

I ride a scooter wearing sunglasses, t-shirt, jeans, flip-flops faster than anyone can down and back on 555, and in fact I have even been able to pass a pick-up truck doing so. Scooters are by far the superior mode of two wheeled transportation. I am super fast riding a scooter and I juggle kittens. Come at me bro!

It's 2013, and the world didn't end so we can thank the Lord/Allah/Science/Buddah/10lb,9oz Sweet Baby Jesus (or whatever/whoever it is that you worship) that the start to a new racing season is less than a month away! This is the OFFICIAL roll call/smack talk, who's going, who's bitching out thread. So, who's going? Are you racing? Trackday only? Race school and maybe racing? Who are you gonna stuff into turn 12? Who's Madcat gonna stuff in his trailer? Who's RVT gonna take as his bitch to the wedding in Canada? Will Hollywood33 pass his finals? Let the smack talking begin! I can't wait any longer! Friday evening open practice (Int-Adv riders only): TRMN8TR - maybe, if work lets me go. Photos by Marty Madscat RVTPilot - might grow a pair and ride RHill Saturday trackday and race school: TRMN8TR Photos by Marty - making your slow ass look fast. nk140 Madcat Candybluzx6 - Race school jbot ludwb675 - Novice Instructional group (maybe) wantahertzdonut - Fucking doing the race school Blue036363929371 - will be in attendance but who knows what he's up to? RHill Murse JCopeland bchristy07 - Race school Sunday Racing: TRMN8TR - 600 sprints and mini 20 Photos by Marty - hopefully not finding any new gopher holes around Nelson while taking our pics. nk140 - 600 sprints, 750GT Madcat - Mini 20, should race a 600 sprint but he's scared Candybluzx6 - figuring out what race he should run (600 sprints...or mini 20) jbot - mini 20? actually signing up for a sprint? Blue036362937391 - mini 40 RHill - just do it Murse - mini 20, 1000 (cheater) sprint bchristy07 - 600 sprints

Needed another vehicle, the truck just doesnt always fit enough Midget Strippers or Tequilia in it so it was time to add an SUV to the stable. Told John what I wanted, an 03-06 4x4 Tahoe with leather, a third row, dvd, sunroof and a 5.3 and what price and to find it. Well he did, searched the country and found exactly what I asked for at an auction in GA and threw down the winning bid, had it shipped to his shop, cleaned prepped ect. Told me to come get it when it was done only to show up with it sitting out front running with a full tank of gas and the radio already on 99.7 So if you need a used truck or suv he is the man. You've been warned. http://www.ohioriders.net/member.php?u=3184 https://www.facebook.com/#!/TheCarCompany http://www.thecarcompanyonline.com/ Thanks Man!

Not that I had any doubt. We drove up to Mohawk Dam in Coshocton. Our first date was on the bike through Coshocton. We had stopped there to rest and chat so I thought going back there to do it would be special. Married once before but this time I'm sure. I'm happier than I've ever been. Here's one of the two of us.

Busa

Like the FB and you'll automatically see class date updates. I'll try to make sure I post them here as well. Also people that have tough schedules or only one day a month Availibilty ect, just let me know dates that are good for you and I will make every effort to have a class that day.

Joe, Just for the record, I'm not interested in doing your brakes.

Do u have an existing trust or pre-nup in the works? Can you tell who's been divorced? Haha

Can I stop paying support now?

Nice, even if it does look like a giant ball of sperm on wheels!

Looks like a giant rolling marshmallow. White cars are for chicks. And Carwhore hopefully dry shafted ya.

Glad you like it!

co-worker sat at his desk for 20 minutes waiting

Wrong code http://codes.ohio.gov/oac/4501-41-03

Yea.... Was my own dumbass fault.. Oh well live and learn! Ryan and his wife are life savers and are super nice people. Going to drop bike off at Iron Pony tomorrow and see what the damage is. Maybe I'll luck out and its front fork and a wheel and that's it (besides plastics). Need to go back and redeem myself on that damn turn. Sorry about the hold up everyone. But had fun before the crash!

Isn't this the truth LOL

VTEC kickin' in, yo.

You'll shoot your eye out.

Agreed. I wouldn't trust the safety of a used helmet. Or the cleanliness.... To me, helmets are like underwear.. Nobody else wears my helmet, and I won't wear anybody else's

Those are moobs. Totally different.

ok, i thought of one or more 13. should you borrow a bro tool, you should return it. also important is that you return it in the condition you got it. if you eff it up, it is now yours, and you should get your bro a replacement of equal or greater value. 14. if you wreck your bro bike, don't scamper off like a chump. Make it right to your bro, even if it takes you a while. Is a couple grand worth the tattered remains of your dignity?

Fuck it ill join in. The years of being a bus driver have not been kind to me and my love of beer doesn't help either. I don't really have weight goal so much as a wanting to fit into my old clothes and be single digit pant/dress size again. Me 5 years ago

interesting choice in messages. i'm not sure I would've went with "Broken Penis" for a decal on a bike, but damn it looks hip.