Redneck Pickup lines 1.Did you fart? Cuz you just blw me away. 2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special. 3. MY Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6. If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8. I know I'm not no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can my your bedrock. 9. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 11.If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 12. Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up.