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Haha. I don't have that much pull.

My neighbor whilst I was in college couldn't park for a damn. I just parked mirror to mirror, so I was still in our apartments spot, and not crowding the other. Pain in the ass to get out of the passenger side though.

Pretty amusing. I will save you from hell with this white coat my child! What you can't see is the guys that are "catching" are actually stealing your wallet.

Of course you would be. It takes years of practice.

Wow, that was epic!

So the boss tells me today, go out to Walmart and get some tracfones to replace the agency phones. I work for a government office, in a small county, for the county commissioners. Pretty simple. So an administrator and I head out to Wally world, compare, models and prices, and make a decision. Tell the lady what we want and get them off of the shelf. Take them up to the register, and proceed to checkout. You can only purchase two of these sir. WTF?! Why can I only purchase two? So the Customer Service Manager come over and calls up the Assistant Store Manager. Who tells us that it is a federal law, and if they sold them they would be breaking the law. So ok, I'll buy two, and he can buy two. Negative! They told us because we had tried to purchase them together, that we couldn't do that either. On two separate transactions. Then she proceeds to tell us that after 9/11 the terrorists were using pre paid phones. Honestly, I've never seen a fat terrorist. So we call up the store manager, tell her the same shit, who we work for. Blah blah blah. She gives us the same bullshit, but adds the fact that it is a Walmart policy, not a federal policy. But, that we can make two transactions. How fucking hard was that??? Needless to say, a simple Walmart trip turned into a fucking disaster. Here is a link to a similar experience to mine. http://www.prepaidreviews.com/blog/consumer-issues/why-wal-mart-will-refuse-to-sell-you-prepaid-cell-phones-34581/

Welcome Aboard

Exactly what I was thinking. Some people just like to complain, no matter how well the customer service is.

I went from an HJC to a scorpion 700. I have a big nugget, and the 700 was a little tight, but the next size up was a little too loose. Took a while to break it in, but suites my needs. Try one on first.

Alright so what I want to know is why the hogger, for lack of a better term, need a broom? Are they just using it for stability? I missed the curling this year.

I've seen the same shit at Nascar races. Especially if Kyle Busch wins.

Pure Win. Stop Poking me!!!! added the NWS for the language.

3 owners but only one rider.....hrmmmm

I perform sleeping cinemas, as I like to call them. If I can do it awake, I probably have done it sleeping.

The weak are here so the strong have something to throw to the wolves when threatened. But some how, these people always seem to be more edumacated, and have a better salary?!?!?!

Welcome aboard

Holy Thread revival Batman!

Nice tan Brian.... Ball Out!!!

Damn hippies....

"I like dead offenders"

The old man has had his Yard Man for 12 years or something. That thing is a tank. He will cut through the shit that the city won't even touch. can't really tell ya what model, or if they make a machine like it today though. Might I suggest trying to find one of those.

That doesn't even look fun.

Yeah he looked like that, but with a beer.

I'm pretty sure Jesus was at Buddy's on DTC night.

Here is an interpretation of your dream.