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All future guests on a Maury Povich "who's my baby's daddy" show.

Congrats Gary!

Nice one Joe. That'll make the rounds at T.

IMO, I don't think he deserves his job back. With the laws he broke and I'm sure there were a few COBC violations for the GPD that were broken, he got what he deserved. If they would have charged him with everything they would have charged you or I with he wouldn't see a drivers license for a few years. No drivers license = no patrol duty or in my case no job. This idiot got off easy.

http://keysnews.com/node/21349 FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff alinhardt@keysnews.com As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either. Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it." If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road. The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation. Barnes and Charles Judy were southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. when they slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. His passengers were a man and two women; the latter were treated for minor injuries at Lower Keys Medical Center, FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said. Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph to make a turn when the Thunderbird hit him, traveling about 45 mph, which was within the speed limit, Dunick said. Barnes allegedly drove another half-mile, then switched seats with Judy, who allegedly claimed to be driving, Annunziato said. "She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick said. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?' " Burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying belied their story, Dunick said. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, he said. Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged. Barnes faces a maximum of a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation due to the wreck, Dunne said. "My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this," Dunick said. "It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys." alinhardt@keysnews.com ...Pastrami sandwich anyone

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Congrats on the little one!

That wave killed at least 2 on the boat and put a few dozen in the hospital. I think they said it was 70' high when it hit. That is a lot of force hitting a boat.

I went to the fall race about 5 years ago and it was a blast. The view on TV doesn't do the place justice. To see 150k people stacked around a 1/4 mile track is awesome. It is one hell of a party too. We camped on what used to be the top of a mountain that they chopped off about a mile from the track, just above the drag strip.

That's the only drawback to my ST. The dumbass that designed the bags didn't make them big enough to store a brain bucket.

I watched the last hour and enjoyed looking at the French Canadian singer Marie Mai for the time she was on.

Didn't take long to get Hitler's take on the whole PSN debacle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGqs2VZYpSk

Nice ride and welcome

Welcome

Welcome

Unless they get PSN back online initial sales are going to blow, IMO.

Classic. "Hope Heatley drives the bus" is a great line in a very dark way.

If you have an older "fat" PS3 you most likely are hosed from playing games online and even some offline. The infomation below was pulled from Gamespot.com. I so wanted to kill people tonight! Y2K 10 years and 2 months late. Here's what's going on right now: something with the PS3's internal clock has borked in some pre-slim models. This is not a PSN issue; it has to do with your PS3's clock. This clock is NOT related to the OS clock. It seems to be a leap year bug. Setting your clock ahead will do nothing. All PS3s around the world were affected at the exact same time. Does this affect me? -If you have a Slim PS3, you're good to go. Continue playing it as normal. -If you have a "fat" PS3, you may be affected. Some fat PS3s have worked ok, but it seems a good majority have been bugged. What does this bug mean? -If affected, your date and time has been set to a random past date. This prevents you from signing into PSN, playing any PSN games, or using any DLC. Your trophies will also not display correctly or be able to sync. How do I fix it? -You can't. Even if you don't sign into PSN, it won't help. This is a hardware issue. So, what do I do? -Wait 24 hours. Other products that have had similar bugs have corrected themselves after the "bugged" day. On Monday around 6pm central time, all PS3s will automatically correct themselves...maybe. -If that doesn't work, we'll need a firmware update from Sony, which should be a pretty important priority for them right now. Did I lose my data/themes/etc? Your save data/games/dlc/themes are fine. They'll be fixed when the PS3 is fixed. Trophies are uncertain right now, but they'll be fine if you've synced them before the PS3 was bugged. Unsynced trophies are an unknown right now. So there ya go, my handy FAQ.

Every word is the truth. If famous people only had the stones to say this instead of the contrite BS laiden speeches they make after fucking up.

Happy Birthday!

Pure win. Judging by Mr. Comrie's smile she must be a gifted in the art of oral pleasure. One can only imagine what a $1 million dollar hummer must feel like. If it was me I'd expect to look like an 80 y/o man when she was done. The only remaining question is how much will he have to spend to get butt sex?

$20 million a year and has a Gulfstream V as his private jet. Convince the gullible to give you 20% or more of their income and you to can live like a king and you get to knock them the fuck out!

poached off of ST.n. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54iqEr1flQ&feature=player_embedded

Love watching the 2 seat Duc at MotoGP and wishing like hell I could be on the back.

Sounds good. Thanks Ben