so to get serious for a minute, disclaimer will vouch for hannah but not lend her his/her bike(s)?
that said,
if you work in a purchasing or engineering position (where you directly affect purchasing decisions) at a company that routinely purchases small to medium sized lots of CNC machined components, i would be happy to lend you my zuma 125 or grom 125 or i will purchase a used street triple R and lend it to you. i would even deliver said bike(s) for your enjoyment in my truck within say... a 150 mile radius, and go over the controls and even offer some light performance riding instruction.
if you don't work in one of the above listed positions or something like it, then... omfg justin why don't you just lend her your copper POS already?