jbot

i think i'm in for this ride. nelson weekend got canceled, and i just got done with a big project.

trmn8tr really is a monster on the launch. i wish i had done some mx/dirt riding when i was a kid.

sooo... when/where we doing this thang? and thanks brian and kevin for helping me out with the windscreen! we should start planning for food and drink requirements and things.

you can solve most problems by trying to masturbate 6 times in rapid succession. you just can't do it, but you know if you try too hard, you'll die horribly. there's a lesson in there somewhere... i want you to think real hard about it and live your life by the lessons learned in the middle of the 4th go and it's slowly turning black and you're thinking "do i call the doctor, or do i just cut it off in an attempt to save my own life". think hard. dig deep. ignore that tennis elbow.

brandon, lemme know if you go, i might tag along if you want company

i'm ok for sunday too actually, now that i think about it.

i was thinking saturday, but i'll let the dick squeezers decide

if no suitable host comes up, my offer still stands to host it at my house although, it's not exactly "central" lol

this will be the first time i actually suck a car out through a hose. that's what they've been, right? just your run of the mill, veiny, pulsating, shuddering, moaning garden hose?

if someone wants to grill, we can just bring meat and shit

you noob that link is for your post, not the thread here is the link: R1gargler

that would be a given. i also didn't think i'd need to mention this, but the following are regular fare at jbot house: puppy nuggets porn in the bathroom porn on the refrigerator porn in the garage porn in the closet chicken wings

i'd volunteer my house/garage but i'm way out east (concord/painesville). if people want to drive out here, i'd be happy to host it. we could watch one of the motogp documentaries or something in my basement (I have a little home theater setup) and drink beer/liquor and murder some prostitutes. but for the sake of centrally locating, if someone near cleveland/downtown can volunteer their house, that would probably work better for everyone else. i have street plastics from my cbr that could use some work too if those can be repaired with fiberglass (or something else). people can bring beer and chip in for food and make a day of it.

bwahahahaha

you kids wanna get together and do that fiberglass repair class on saturday? we can go eat steaks/burgers and shit afterwards.

loooool i highly recommend doing it with a fast food franchise. there ought to be "your mama so diabeetus" jokes.

supposed to be rain and high of 42 sat. sunday is supposed to be clear but low 50's.

to get even, you should probably crack some "yo mama" jokes.

hey, fuckface, where did you get the shirt? i'll fucking find you

wait, how did you get a shirt?

so the company you work for now is the only place does that type of work (I understand they might not offer night hours)? or are there others that might do similar work and they DO work at night? or even similar work... it sounds like it would pay more than min wage. if there are other companies that do similar work and they work evenings, maybe you could get that job as your secondary position instead of doing work you hate for people you hate for minimum wage? i thought the vampire hunter thing was an amusing way to pose the same question but i guess you didn't get what i meant.

i don't understand why you dont do some more of your day job (the high pay job) part time, instead of working at the low paying job. is the day job something that can only be done during the day, like vampire hunting? are you a highly paid vampire hunter? are they all glittery and shit like the books say... you know... down there?

that's a new unit of measure created solely to accurately depict the amount of energy created by jay-z's narcissism. it is now being used for good, not evil

as country singer, tim mcgraw, you should write songs about the penal systems around the world.

we werent talking about your cream pie fetish, you big fabulous ball of gay, you