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  1. jbot

    Ducati Hate

    How much was the 2013 multi?
  2. jbot

    Who's Going?

    would any of you fine gentlemen/women attendees like to rent my beautiful concord home for the week for $50K? plz let me know, slots are going fast, k thx
  3. i picked up a sterling silver zippo (thicker "armor" version) for $75 on the warehouse when they had the extra % off deal. also picked up a set of pads and rotors for the vette for like $200. not a bad haul. so now i have a CF (pretty much a all-over overlay, nothing special), titanium, brass, and silver zippo. now i just need a copper one and another $10K for a gold one. oh and another fire tv for basement (love the kodi'd one we have for living room, so now we need one for the basement lol)
  4. jbot

    Ducati Hate

    listen, a simple "I wanna keep fucking monica belluci" would have sufficed.
  5. jbot

    Ducati Hate

    dunno what the big deal is, just have pauly do it.
  6. Let's make this interesting in the spirit of recent inexplicably interesting sweepstakes of bannings or forum points: everyone make their singular make-model suggestions and tonik has to test ride them. Regardless of what he buys, he picks the top three and doles out forum points accordingly. Everyone else gets banned for a week. Ducati multistrada will get a podium spot; write it in, bitches.
  7. make your son buy you a fully kitted out multistrada so you can mock pauly more.
  8. jbot

    Good News thread:

    right around the time the girls turn 1.25~1.5 or possibly even as late as 2, you and the wife will be discussing the dreaded "are we ready for another one?" and that's because having and raising kids is amazing. i was one of those guys who always knew he would be a dad and wanted to raise a kid, so take this with a grain of salt, but kids are awesome. in my line of work, shit goes up and down like crazy (along with the stress), and my one constant has been my daughter. you can pour your heart and soul and love into your kids... it will be like shining a flashlight at the sun because of all the love you feel from loving them will make your efforts seem laughably feeble in comparison. now, like i wrote on your facebooks, this isn't to discount the utter shitfest your life will be (at least sleeping wise) for the next 3~6 months. that is a "joy" i could have done without, but ultimately, it contributes to the overall experience. there are lots of other things, but you're living it now, so no need to tell you. wish you guys the best.
  9. He rides a metric couch. He is basically the worst, second only to the scooter loving half wit half breeds.
  10. a little lower, and you got yourself a full on roman helmet, replete with asshat
  11. i dont understand why you guys flap your gums about hot blondes, but don't post pictures. post the fucking nudes or i'll make Yulin look like a motherfucking kids meal.
  12. i'll take them for $200, not a penny more for this BTS dunlop garbage!!!!1!!!!11!11111!!
  13. how do i cash in all this worthless garbage bitcoin into OR points?
  14. i thought i would have more points, but i guess this is the hard life of someone who gets too many reps per post. humble brag sigh
  15. ok, so i just saw some pic you uploaded in the feed of what appears to be you giving the peace sign in an orange abomination of a car/suv/truck. all asians looking alike notwithstanding, we look dangerously alike. we're probably going to have to fight to the death once I'm regularly riding again.
  16. you missed me getting called "that asian kid"
  17. jbot

    GROMMMMMM!

    that or the white one was the color scheme i wanted but nooooooooo, only fucking stupid honda red. looks nice! congrats, and enjoy
  18. gonna need more deets on that incest
  19. you need to watch more of those excellent russian dash cam videos and serve up some justice with catastrophic road rage. they always think they want to escalate, until they find out just how fucking crazy is too cray cray
  20. nooope, definitely moto series oh wait shit
  21. i hope someone was getting gang banged, and some shit some shit some shit, and then shit shit shit fiiiiiire
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