Uncle Punk

She was in fact escorted by a gay chauffeur. I can't believe this is real. Ninjas can take MMA guys don't get it twisted. What if the MMA dude rides a ninja? Now what?

I'm so confused; I just posted in the QS&L thread about this. Red is real, she showed up wearing red but not a hood. I would have bet she was going to turn out to be a dude or some old fat chick with a mustache. She did need a knight up there because there were ninjas everywhere.

I must apologize Red is real, I wouldn't have been so inappropriate if I didn't think she was a dude. Ninjas there were ninjas everywhere.

All you can drink for free... lots of stupid can happen. I've made fun of boys driving chick cars when not sober for no good reason except to be a dick.

I thought I caught most of the "today" thread but I missed the part about her making it to the meet & greet. I don't mind pissing of wolfs, did I ever tell you the story of this one time I went bear hunting with a switch.

pussy by the pound

How did I miss this story? Are you calling little miss red riding hood a whore? If this is true Jinx may want to use some pussy eating protection.

I don't need your help clarifying things for me. If you keep posts on target only fail can happen, we want win.

I can't wait to see Jinx's reaction when he finds out he is in a pussy eating challenge.

Are you saying Kay was fake?

Clap, clap, clap...too funny!

and passing all the stunters with her on the back on one wheel at about 130mph. Jinx has too much game for me to cock block.

duc's are always in the shop. Did you get your tire changed today? I'd stay away from this one I have a feeling she might be hairy.

Cum on out to Kennedys, I'll even sell you a bike so you can get away from these leg humpers.

I'll be there after I go to Kennedys for free food. I've been practicing my stunting, I've got mad skills now and I want to show them off to the stunters so I'll be there by 8:00. The baby loves the stunting life.

Pat, you're not old enough to be leg humping. Stay out of this son or I will be forced to invent a tag line for you as a cock blocking device.

There I fixed it for myself, but I'm sure you will feed me more ammo for a more accurate description. You just can't help yourself can you. Why am I goofing around in here I actually have work to do. Can someone come over to cut my grass?

I am not leg humping, I'm cock blocking. It was easy to do with the assless chap wearing puppy punter but the game is strong with this InyaAzz one. Other than a crasher shin guard wearing baby feeder I got nothin.

No the baby is not dead but it bites. I am having a hard time finding a helmet that fits her though. Any suggestions?

Kevin is quite the gentelmen and a schollar, we appreciate you efforts. Justin, don't make fun of my father, grand-parents or dog either because they're all dead. RedRidingHood, JRMMiii kicks puppies. (I am now the thread cock blocker.)

OMG five posts made while I was typing, you bunch of horn dogs.

Oh this has potential... whats the over under for thread being moved, pictures requested, gayed up by, etc, etc...

Fuck that shit, while I have little doubt that this type of system would be beneficial to many people it would rightfully be met with much opposition to the point I would hope of defeat. Stupid hurts, stupid should hurt, big brother is not responsible for me nor should it be. Exactly

"jump right out and shout MARINE CORPS!" The only way I know it.

My progression of bikes was retarded and I would not recommend what I did to anyone. I am lucky to be alive, some can buy a liter bike for their first bike and get away with it, and I would not have been one of those people. Luckily I am old enough that my FJ1200 wasn't quite what these modern liter bikes are. My girlfriend has a 250 ninja that I ride as much as I do the 600. It’s a great bike for anyone starting out and beyond. I’m glad we have it and if we had to get ride of one of the bikes it would be a hard choice to make between the 250 and 600. Be careful what you wish for with the VRod you might not like it as much as you are anticipating. I had a Roadking Classic for three years and only put 5,600 miles on it because it didn't fit me well. It killed my back and shoulders, a backrest helped but I still couldn't travel far with it. I had a busa that I put 16,000 miles on in 15 months; the damn thing just fit me. I suspect that any cruiser would have been a problem though so this is not a Harley thing. If you get the opportunity rent the VRod for a weekend it might save you a lot of money.