Uncle Punk

bumped for the weekend

Everyone rides their own pace, stop and wait for everyone at turns; no one is left behind unless agreed upon by all. If I plan on doing a fast pace without waiting for people I don't post a route or invite people I haven't ridden with before. Everyone is invited; overall time will depend on slowest pace and number of stops. If no one wants to come it's cool with me I just thought I would go back down to 536 and to my latest favorite road 255. These are roads that most of the people that I ride with up here haven't been on yet. I did them with a group a few weeks ago and thought about going back. I understand starting this post today is kind of short notice but my tires just came in yesterday and I didn’t want to make plans until they arrived. Most people can’t make plans for being away from home for 10 hours the day before.

Time says nine hours. I am expecting to be home by 8:00 PM but there are a whole lot of factors that go into changing that outcome as you well know. If time home is a problem I don't have an issue with leaving earlier.

She might have read it but you know how them youngins are, they have a short attention span. She should be careful someone might want to take advantage of it.

Poorly compared to our current system.

Tpoppa, I would have made your ride earlier this week if I have had tires. I ordered them two weeks ago but that's what I get for ordering them from a friend giving me a "deal". No worries, I don't blame you after doing two big weekends in a row I needed a break also. Curby, I will sometimes run the metro parks, it's 30 to 35 MPH posted, few legal passing zones, sometimes crowded and patrolled moderately. It's a nice ride for northern Ohio and if you have the opportunity you should try it. I have not seen any helicopter patrols but the tree canopy is thick so I might have missed them. If you’re on a cruiser it's a great ride, you should get JRMMiii to show you how to do it like a squid and poser, big fun. Baby on board with SAM, look out coppers you don't stand a chance. I aint skeerd and I aint runnin.

Weather looks good for Saturday but who knows for sure, Sunday is iffy. That's okay if you don't make it, isn't there a squids and posers ride for you to get into anyway?

My Saturday has been freed up so I thought I might make a trip down south. I put on new tires last night and adjusted my chain. I am going to change my oil today and should be ready to go Saturday morning. Route I am currently planning is 367 miles long. Starting at the intersection of 83 & 82, taking 83 to 78, 78 to 536, 536 to 7, 7 to 255, 255 to 800, 800 to 250, 250 to 83, and 83 to 82. From the end of 800 the ride home will be boring. I am planning to leave at 10:00 AM gassed up and ready to go. Who wants to join in? Warning: We will be going through the Coshocton area, running from helicopters is not part of the planned ride but is optional for others participating.

And now the phrase "Dick measuring contest" has been ruined for me.

Here I is Avenger as a Starboy wannabe

Me is being very quiet, don't poke the Avenger!

I could be wrong about this but I have heard that State Farm only covers $200 for gear when you have an accident if doesn't matter how expensive your helmet is. This I know for a sure, State Farm does not offer medical coverage with their motorcycle policies. This is one of the reasons they are one of the cheapest companies when pricing motorcycle insurance.

Avenger the other octogenarian meat.

Hey wait a minute I never said squid one was doing squid two, but if you hear it on the internet if might be true. They can walk to each others house. I think it's mean for you guys to start such a rumor. My mother is on her third old lady car, the first two were even the same color. Sucks for the kid in the Cavalier, just gets it back and BAM old lady nails him checking out no helmet squid.

Correct we have two separate squids here wheelie boy and look at me no helmet boy. I agree, old people suck no one over 62 should be able to drive, yea that's the ticket says the man in much need of a thread high jack.

You guys just don't understand. Avenger and I have been regifting the same birthday rock for the past 15 years or so. We both know the consequences of fucking with each other. I can see it all playing out now possibly ending up with naked baby pictures of Avenger in the sink getting a bath.

You are correct about other posts covering this same subject. I thought I would start one specifically about 536 instead of a thread about the aftermath. I’m just trying to be proactive with a thread that can be bumped to the front page instead of an old ride report. I know the post is kind of an old ride report but it's meant to be anecdotal to show how easy it is to get complacent.

It's a damn shame we have a moderator witnessing this thread and he won't do anything about it except shit stirring. I need help from a higher authority. Nothing to see here, move along.

I'm disappointed, I thought there were rules around here that the original poster was NOT allowed to be owned in their own thread. If that rule doesn't exist well it should.

utoh, I might be in trouble here. Nevermind, can we get this thread closed? At least by the time Avenger gets home from work. Nothing to see here, move along.

I am currently being blackmailed into not disclosing squidly picture for fear of a more squidly picture of me being posted. The stupid thing is I can't tell if it's a bluff or not but you never know.....