Uncle Punk

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Calm down big boy we only have eyes for you. We missed you today, all the bikes were too loud. (knicks360)

I would hope that trying to help someone doesn't come off as being cocky. Being an asshole is fairly easy to spot though.

I have a 03 600 with close to 17,000 miles - zero issues. 03/04 and 05/06 are different bikes. I should know this but I'm sure 03/04 had both 600s and 636s. I don't remember when they dropped the 636s or if they had both 600s and 636s after 04. I know they had 636s after 04 I just can't remember if they had the 600rrs in 05/06. The 03/04 600RRs were the lightest 600 Kawasaki has made at 355lbs.

I told you we were going to keep piling bike on you until you cried uncle. I wanted to see your breaking point because I thought you guys did a good job the last time. This might have been too many but once we got going it went okay. Ron Burgundy should have bought my dinner at that gay bar for saving his bike.

Not true, the first ride this year there were 21 bikes without a mishap.

I would like to thank everyone who showed up, 11 people, way to represent. Everyone was on time, gassed up and ready to leave at the scheduled time. I appreciate that and am sorry the rest of the day didn't go as close to plan. We got there right at 10:30 when I expected things to start happening. I know from how things were going it looked like we were never going to get a chance to eat and make it home by dark but for the four of us that stayed it worked out for us. You bunch of slackers. The Coshocton guys did a nice job and some of them sacrificed their ride to help manage the group. I had a good time the first ride they did this year and I had a good time today. I hope they do another ride before this riding season is over because I plan to be on that ride also. Rob, it was nice to meet you and if you get the chance you should come out to ride with us again. I didn't envy you having to clean that bike but I see somewhere else on this site that you have slave child labor to do it for you. Eric, you have improved your riding from last year and it shows. Love the yellow Pumas, cut the porn star hair. You make me feel old too; hell boy I'm 30 years older than you. Udell was stepping it up today; it looks like you are finally shaking off your accident. I'm disappointed you didn't stay but the English Ivy was closed today so you bugging out early saved me from you giving me shit about that. Jim, you made it farther this time than you did the last time. I hope your hand feels better. I still have chicken strips left on my tire after today’s ride. These tires are crazy like that. Justin, I'm glad you got up this morning without too much whining. We had fun and it won't be long until you are riding in front of me. You have improved like Eric from the first time I rode with you guys on that 60 ride late last year. Mike, I hope you enjoyed your day with the sport bike guys but that devils road was as dirty as I want my roads. Way to hang with that big ass KTM. You should talk your brother into making a ride with us sometime. Nick, look out for those squirrels they will try to kill ya. Nice pictures too. I'm sorry but I don't remember you buddy’s name. I tried to talk to him when we got down to Coshocton to see if I could help him out with any issues or questions. He told me he was doing fine so I didn't push the issue with him. I wish he would have let me give him some suggestions to try out I think I could have helped him and maybe made things go easier for him. Everyone has to start out somewhere and we all needed help weather we would like to admit it or not. You should have seen me the first time I went golfing, it wasn't pretty. My point is he isn’t supposed to be good starting out and I hope he had fun today anyway. Lenny, your bike might be pretty but that doesn't make it push any easier. Jinx, I'll deal with you later. Guys we should get together soon and do a ride down south. I have a route in mind and I promise things will work on a tighter schedule.

Adam is winnar!!! No rain. Thanks for putting this together and to the other local guys for leading the way as Adam was tending to the group. I had fun and hope to make the third one of these rides this summer. There were 30 bikes that started out on the first loop, nice turn out and Cleveland showed up with 11 bikes. There would have been more bikes going out but a few left about 11:20 when it didn't appear things were too well organized. I don't blame them for leaving but they did miss a good ride. I guess I need to learn what 10:30 - 11:00ish means. I made sure the Cleveland crew made it to Adams at 10:30 only to wait around over an hour before we started to ride. I still had a good time and it was nice to meet more folks from this site. I rode 342 miles today, 6:02 moving, 11:00 total trip time, average moving speed of 56.6 MPH and an overall trip average of 31.1 MPH. I got to ride the devils road five times because Adam crashed! (Not really) I was toward the front of the group when we came to a stop and started to wait for the rest of the group to catch up. After a long wait I decided to go back to see if something had happened. When I get to a group of bikes pulled over I'm sure it’s not good. I see Adam laying on the side of the road half in the road not moving, shit this is not good. I get up to him and he looks up at me raises his hand with a thumbs up but doesn't move, fuck Adam is hurt. I can't really do anything for him and assume someone out of the dozen people there have already called for a life flight, Adam gets a helicopter ride. I go farther down the road to turn around and as I come back by the group that is pulled over I'm yelling at them to get someone down the road to stop traffic because it's coming up on them blind and I don't want them to run over Adam who is half lying in the road. I then go down the road to the stop when the first group is waiting. I tell them Adam is down he isn't moving but he is conscious, so back to the scene of Adams crash to wait for the helicopter. As I'm riding that way I start to see bikes coming toward me but I'm not paying real close attention I want to see how things are going back at the crash site. Hey wait a minute that was Adam's bike that just went past the other way. Was that Adam on it? More bikes go past me the other way and still more, that has to be all the bikes on this ride. No one is following me now from the first stop so I turn around. The group is now waiting on me at the first stopping point and I see Adam up front on his bike. The fucker was laying on the road from being worn out because he helped to push the bike that went down up the hill. I feel like an idiot now. Sorry for making a false alarm guys, I'll make sure I have more facts the next time. I got to ride another section of the second loop three times to go help McLovin with his tire. The baby has all kinds of things in its bag but I don't have to watch it too closely because that baby bites.

I'm home too tired to post anything now, maybe tonight after I get a nap. Oh yea fuck you fat ass Parks for playing opossum on the side of the road and scarring me.

Regard, regard and burn with envy!

Would you guys quit posting early in the morning, get out there and get those corners swept for us.

You will be missing a good time but family comes first then work. We are just playing and for most of us if you don't work you can't afford to play. See you next time. I doubt there will be very many pictures from the Cleveland crew unless JRMMiii makes it. Kosmo isn't going to make it so there goes another shutterbug. http://www.accuweather.com/radar-large.asp?partner=accuweather&traveler=1&site=OH_&type=SIR&anim=1&level=state&large=1 Is there a way to hot link the radar so it shows up in the post?

Isn't that a gay bar?

Hourly forecast calls for rain at 6:00AM, 1:00PM & 7:00PM High: 82 °F RealFeel®: 82 °F Periods of clouds and sunshine with a shower or thunderstorm around If it's not raining when we leave I will ride down for what ever happens after we get there. I have another vote for eating at the Ivy so I hope we get done riding early enough to have time for eating there.

I came up on a few guys who I ride with occasionally out of QS&L. All of them were on 600s. They were riding down the highway about 70 MPH. I made it up to the lead guys blew my horn at them, waved and took off. I ran them up to about 130 MPH and no one went around me until I slowed down for my exit. On the highway some cars are a good match for a 600 and I drive a Trailblazer. I don't even mess with cruisers though.

I hope you told her to make you a samich before you gave her cab fare. See first post of thread for updates.

You can go but you're too lazy to commit because you don't know if you can get up that early in the morning or if this group will wear your ass out so you have a hard time getting up for work Monday. Either way they're both weak excuses, slacker. Hell, witnessing pony launches of your fellow Amish brothers is worth the price of admission.

Pay attention Nick wrong thread. Is MJ going to be making this trip? I still have zip ties left.

Maybe Ryan’s in Wooster? If we can put you down as a definite Justin I'm sure we could talk the rest of the group into the Ivy if time permits. I'm getting the opinion that being home by 8:00 is more important than eating.

Quit baiting me, you're going to get me banned. You are a funny, funny man. Have you rigged up a GPS mount yet? I will have some spare room in my bags for junk. We stopped to eat at the Ivy on the way home the lat time, very good and cheap also. I think I'm going to bring my camelback this time. We can discuss eating on the way home depending on when we are done.

There were 21 bikes the last time and unless I missed something we were all together at every stop. I thought it worked out well.

You are correct but the fact that it "lays down more lead" does not make it more dangerous. People can use them recklessly but they are not more dangerous. I don't know how much time you have spent around automatic weapons but I have and I don't see how they are more dangerous. Cyclic rate varies with all automatic weapons just as the rate people can pull a trigger. Your ability to pull a trigger faster than me does not necessarily mean your weapon is more dangerous than mine. (Not a personal attach.) How does an automatic weapon become more dangerous because the "trigger" is pulled faster than yours?

I remember him, he is a member here. He rides a 2005 Honda. Is he 18 yet? Did you call his mommy to ask if he can come out to play?

Damn you Tony, I have work to do and this stupid site is fucking with my time.

How is that more dangerous? I would rather reform our current system that allows untrustworthy felons to walk our streets than deny the ones who are the right to defend themselves.