Uncle Punk

I am at Knockouts by myself. Where is everyone? Did I miss something?

Right now I'm open for shooting and a ride but if plans don't get made the girlfriend likes to fill in my schedule for me. I can put my tail bags and the baby on the back of the 250 and carry pistols and ammo for people. (I have my CCH license.) The longer we wait the less of a chance I have to make it. If we have something planned I can tell her sorry got to go.

What no comments about the sexiest guy you've ever seen on a 250. I'm disappointed. I rode into QS&L like this last year revving up the engine and asking everyone if they wanted to race me. The pictures don't show it well but the leathers are well used. It was funny especially when the Harley guys thought I was serious. I didn't take my helmet off all night though because I didn't want anyone to know who I was.

Hey, youngster, respect your elders. Even though I don't have as much gray as others I am still more mature. I'm still weeks away from 47!

We probably shouldn't be jacking this guys thread. Two pages and I just gayed it up. Justin should be proud of me.

Yea, 30 HP of thundering POWER! It's on.

If we are going Ninja 250 riding I'll bring mine. I've not ridden it for any distance though but to the river it is. Ninja power.

I have received two PMs while I was replying to the first post. Wheezie750 is first in line and I will make it available to those in order of contact if anyone declines to buy it once I put a price on it. I really don't need the money I would much rather prefer getting some 9mm for this. Give me a week trying it this way and if it doesn’t work I’ll put a price on it.

Shit, I was hoping no one would ask me that. I really don't want to sell it outright. I am having a hard time finding 9mm and thought someone might be having the same problem with 45. I thought we could help each other out. Give this some time and if nothing comes from this like what I want I'll put a price on it. You're first in line.

Sold & delivered.

I have 400 rounds of new 45auto. (100 Blazer Brass 230 FMJ, 300 Winchester 230 FMJ) I no longer have a 45 and don't plan on having another one any time soon so I don't need it. I would like to trade for 400 rounds of 9mm and $50 or 600 rounds of 9mm.

Anywhere in Ohio is cool with me I will deliver on a sunny weekend. I would prefer it be in southern Ohio though just for the better roads.

Right now the cost difference between 400 45 and 400 9mm is about $80 and 200 rounds of 9mm is about $54 if you can find any.

What barrel and stock does it have? 870s have a huge amount of options from wingmasters to tactical.

See it was much better back then no taxes or women voting. However, I would be just about ready to die any minute now.

I really like the Repsol but not the frame. It should be black like the rest of the lineup. The calipers and forks are a different color also.

I run these http://www.cycleventure.com/fitments/display_picture.asp?fitment_id=618

You can turn the bag around to the back for a passenger or add a second one for more storage. Watch out though people will make fun of you for having a baby seat on your bike. That's why I keep a baby with my setup.

Don't forget no income taxes!

My, aren’t we narcissistic, where are the car pictures? I want to see the GT.

Hey, I saw those bikes last night. Again, thanks for introducing me to everyone Inya. Not!

I kind of figured he didn't ride with you much and in no way did we think you were part of his regular riding buddies. I'm fairly certain we have ridden together more than you two. I never saw him drinking and he did not appear intoxicated to me at all. If he had appeared drunk this event never would have taken place. Jinx and I don't drink and that shit would not be tolerated.

If it was my post you were referring to Garmin’s map source has a view in Google earth option. That image is the exact track route we took on that ride. You can tell how fast we were going in places by how far apart the reference points are.

Trust me it wasn't due to skills on my part it was more due to lack of skills on busa boys part. Its five miles each direction and I never went over 142MPH. My bike is completely stock and my tail bags cause a lot of drag, that’s as fast as my bike goes. I'm willing to bet most everyone on here with a sport bike could have done it also. I was just supposed to witness the big bikes run. If Jinx hadn't driven a scooter up there GSXROwner and Jinx would have been so far gone I never would have been able to see who made it there first.

I just thought it was a funny story. Busa boy sought us out talking shit and got spanked.

More on the busa shenanigans, we set him up by putting the little guy on the bike. GSXROwner goes 270# and Jinx weighs in at 265#. I'm going to be laughing about this all day.

Yea, we found out he didn't have a license at the excuse session after the run. You need to talk to the dumbass though, he says he knows and rides with you. Then he tells us after I told him Jinx was planning to out ride him that just because we ride with you doesn't mean Jinx was going to be able to out ride him. There are a whole lot of other stupid things this guy said that you just had to be there to appreciate.

I did check my GPS for maximum speed it reads 142. The baby provides a lot of drag, so this was by no means a high speed endeavor.

+1 on the XX, the tail bags I am using now to hold the baby on I used on my XX. With a tank bag added to the mix I could carry everything I wanted. The seat was an issue for me riding two up though. It's one seat and my passengers couldn't stay on it where they wanted. For me the busa was better two up. YMMV.

Apparently one of Udell's best friend and riding buddy (I kid, I kid.) likes to challenge people to highway runs for $300.

A few of us were standing around BSing when this guy comes up to us and asks "Whose bike is this?" The bike is a guys I ride with who just happens to have nitrous on a 2006 GSXR1000, the bike has a pipe and a power commander on it also. GSXROwner tells him that it is his, and then the guy asks him if he wants to run him down 90 from 254 to 83 for $300. GSXROwner declines the offer because he is currently laid off and can't afford to risk $300. Jinx steps in and says that he will run him using GSXROwners bike because he felt he could afford to lose the money. The guy asks us if we knew what he was riding and that we should come check it out before we committed to anything. We go over to check out this fancy busa with straight Brocks pipes on it but no power adders. We go back over to the 1000 so he can hear it run. Blaa, blaa, blaa Jinx won't use the nitrous, well maybe I'll run you then he says. At this point he really starts to back pedal. It gets down to just a run for no money, no nitrous but it looks like he is going to back out completely. I chime in "He wasn't going to try to out bike you he was going to out ride you." This doesn't set too well with him; in fact it kind of pissed him off. So now it's on.

I am going to follow to be a witness. We leave QSL to head for the highway following the busa; he rides right by the entrance ramp, WTF. He pulls into the gas station just past it to get gas, okay maybe it's still on. He goes in to pay for his gas but when he comes back out he wants Jinx to purge the nitrous system to insure it was empty and not going to be used. Okay, no big deal we pull the bottles off and put them in my bags with the baby. He is to lead and Jinx will react. Off to the highway we go.

Down the entrance ramp we go, out into the passing lane, clear traffic for quite some distance, busa hits it, Jinx hits it and I'm trying to stay with them but they are pulling me. If any of you know this section of 90 it has two sweepers and a kink between the sweepers. We really don't start moving until the middle of the first sweeper so they pull me all the way to the kink. Busa boy checks up for the second sweeper, Jinx checks up with him just playing around with the guy. I buzz both of them with my 600; hey the run was to 83 not to where you thought it was too fast to go through the sweeper. Jinx decides that he isn't going to let a 600 beat him so he hunts me down and kills me before we get to 83. First run busa boy last. The light at the top of the exit ramp is green so we turn left to make the return run back to QSL. The light for the entrance ramp is red so I move over and let the busa up front.

Through the first turn on the ramp, busa and Jinx side by side, on the straight before the second ramp turn busa takes off, Jinx responds and is pulling away, I pass busa boy in the second ramp turn, get out on the highway before him and am waiting for him to come around me. Jinx is gone but this guy doesn't come around me. Okay first sweeper he'll come around when the road straightens out, nope, where did Jinx go I can't see him, kink, cool maybe this will slow him down some and he still isn't by me. Second sweeper coming up, shit here he comes he's going to eat me now, I see him now, damn he's on my ass, Jinx is still so far ahead that I can't see him. Watch the road if he goes around, he goes around, you’re only riding a 600 with bags and a baby waving to everyone no shame in a busa beating you on a highway run. I come out of the sweeper and he is sooo far back that there is no way he can catch me by the time we get to the exit ramp. I see Jinx up on the ramp now; I guess he slowed down to wait for us. I beat the guy to the ramp, are you kidding me, no way is he going to come back in the parking lot behind us. No shit this dumb fucker is coming in behind us, wow, I don't think I could have done it after talking so much shit and letting a 600 smoke you.

He parks and walks over to us like nothing even happened and said something about how his stretched bike wouldn't turn and how he was afraid of running up on a semi blaa, blaa, blaaa.

I asked him if he saw the baby waving to him. I don't think he likes me too much. We are definitely not going to be best friends.

I missed this post after 4:30, were some of the guys with you Inya from here? Thanks for introducing me to them. Fucker.

You left too soon, guys on chromed, stretched out Busas are hilarious.

Weather permitting, see you there.