Uncle Punk

It came close a few pages back with the guys mugging it up with the baby. I guess that was more pedophile though.

And the inevitable happens. Thread is gayed up by someone on the down low.

You're on Justin, I'll bring the other bike for you. Do you want the Cannondale or the Schwinn?

Sorry guys I didn't look at the bike until today. I'm guessing about $1,300 for the damages. I don't know if I'm going to fix it though. For the first time in thirty years I am on unemployment. I knew it was coming and I just signed up for it today. I guess I should have taken it easier and not risked damaging the bike.

I didn't want to keep the bike just ride it for a while. Jinx always tries to get the last one to the river to buy lunch. Racing on the street is bad!

I tried to tell him first one to the river gets to ride the K1200S back but he would have no part of that. Nice pictures, thanks for posting them.

Those pictures are too funny, how did I miss them being taken. I thought I told you guys to stay away from the baby because it bites. You guys don't listen to anyone. Shit, now John has his 10 tuned, all you guys with these big bikes are going to make me have to get a 10. It's not fair. Glad to see you made it the rest of the way home Garrett. I hope you get that problem chased down. What's this about a pet bat?

Check in, home safe, 375 miles. Had fun, tired and hungry going to eat. Everyone else check in.

Thanks for calling John; sorry for not answering I was in the shower. Udell texted me early this morning about 1:30 an stated he was assuming no one was going to make it down. Because of me planning to do this ride earlier I have been informed that I need to stay away from home anyway so she can get things done. (We are going out of town tomorrow.) I will be riding down that way by myself I guess. If any one sees a baby with goggles on the back of a bike down there it’s me, say hi.

You got it. I'll call you around 8:30.

83 to 16, 16 to 60, 60 to 208, 208 to 666, 666 back to 60. Meet Inya and crew in Zanesville for 555 down to the river. No highway except for 16. Come on let's go play, don't waste a good weather day. We can come home the same way or head across 26 to 800. I can keep us off the highway.

I'm closer to deciding to go, however I've told Inya earlier that I really didn't want to ride to Zanesville by myself. Does anyone else want to go down from up here?

Sorry for not getting back to you earlier. I went to the track day at Mid-Ohio last night. I fall down go boom. I'm okay just sore and my neck hurts. I'm surprised the guys haven't started making fun of me yet in the other thread. I know it's late to make plans but honestly right now I'm 50/50 on going. Give me a few more hours if you can. I will know 100% no later than 9:00 tonight possibly by 7:00. If we need to meet farther east to accommodate John that’s fine with me but that would probably have us taking the highway down to Zanesville instead of 83 and 60. If I do go my plans were to leave from Circle K at 82 & 83 at 9:00 AM. Meet Inya and his crew in Zanesville at 11:30 at the gas station that is southeast of the 70 & 60 exchange.

Word?

Hey KTMRIDER welcome aboard. That's how to break in a new rider. Get a new bike on Friday, out riding with a large group of sport bikes Sunday. It looked to me like you were with the pack whenever I checked for you. I was concerned about you riding with this group after I told you about the ride, looks like for nothing. I knew you could ride after I took you and your brother down 60 last year with the demo bikes but large group riding is somewhat different. Sorry about some of the passes on 83. It would have been impossible to find a clean place for fourteen bikes to pass. If we would have all stayed behind a car doing 45 mph trust me more stupid things would have happened. I love me some tall sexy things.

I heard about the guy passing on the right when we got back but I didn't know who it was. I know him, he is a good kid though somewhat misguided. I will talk to him about it, it won't happen again when he is riding with me. He usually rides with the stunters and that is acceptable behavior with them. I know because I follow them sometimes for entertainment. The kid has talent and wants to learn. He has improved his riding the past year, I'm pretty sure he will calm it down for the opportunity to learn something because he is that kind of kid. RVT, I've not meet you yet but do you happen to live on Burns by the college? I have seen a bike parked there and I wouldn't think there are too many of them in town. If it's not you I'm sure you would know who it is.

I just signed up five minutes ago so I'm in. I was told when I called to sign up that we could get in at 2:00 PM and riding started at 4:30 PM. SBT site has riding starting at 4:00 PM on one page and 4:30 PM on another, what gives? Isn't it just one group? Why do they ask you if you’re intermediate or advanced? I haven't been there since September and I haven't ridden with SBT in two years. Hope to meet some new people and have some fun. I have a 3000w generator that I can share with someone who needs power. I’ll be driving a black Trailblazer pulling a black trailer.

Pedophile oh damn, I was going for the careless caregiver look. I've suffered years of the guys giving me shit about having a baby seat on the back of my bike. I finally gave them one. The baby was my idea but the goggles weren’t nice touch though. Yea, the jinx is broken. He tried to ramp it up twice but I didn't follow. (It’s hard not to do.) One guy did the first time he went out front and I have no idea why the other guys didn't go out but I'm glad they didn't. I rode faster than usual in the straight stuff trying to keep it to a sane pace. If it looks like it's going to get boring someone will try to ramp it up and then all hell breaks loose. Thankfully it was just jinx doing it because if someone else would have he for sure would have obliged them. I had a good time, meet a few new guys and discovered a new road. 604 was fun. This was the most boring route that I've been on but it worked out well. (No one hurt.) It's hard not to see a few WTF moments with a group that big I think there were fourteen bikes in our group. Now do you know what the fun run is? Kind of hard to describe isn't it? Was it what you thought it would be?

Everyone home okay? Nice ride, no one went down in our group! Thats a good day.

I haven't heard from him. I am meeting a friend who just got a KTM Friday. Circle K on 301 by the brass pole 11:00 - 11:15.

Crap, I just got back from on the edge. I talked to Dale and they don't have the route yet. The lazy ass Jessie won't be in until 10:30 with it. I probably won't have the route programmed in the GPS this year. I hate trying to read a piece of paper taped to the gas tank. Maybe Kevin can bring his easel along and draw it out for us. Yes, project baby with goggles is complete. Now the baby needs a name. I haven’t tested it yet at speed, I hope it stays along for the ride.

I can't say what the cost will be this year but it has been $5.00 in the past. Free t-shirt and food plus a chance for door prizes just like Kevin said. I won a Goldwing cover last year. Expect the weather not to get above 60. Fuck you guys, I just got back from Wally world with the last piece I needed for my extensive luggage set. (You will all have to wait to see it.)

I will be there by 11:30. If any one of you guys want to ride in the group I'm in it's cool with me but I'm not picking teams. I know what he was doing when he was passing everyone and what I was doing are two different things but the effect on those being passed is the same, just a matter of perspective. The ride is similar to most rides we have been on except there is more high speed stuff. It is not at all like following the stunters for 100 miles.

I wasn't looking for a reply because I was anticipating this turning into something not productive. Your post was an honest reply and I do agree with you, fucking with people you are on a ride with is not cool and I would tell him so. Is he an angel? Hell no, I have seen him do things I don’t like and have told him about it. He is a full grown man and can take it. When we were on 60 last year I stopped to make a turn clear to everyone. After everyone was through I buzzed the whole group to get back up front. Was I fucking with people doing that? (I know that’s not what he was doing but the effect is still the same) It was not my intention, I was trying to get back up front because I knew the roads, turn offs and dangerous spots. I can see how it might have made some people nervous and I need to address that ahead of time from now on. Possibly telling people ahead of time that it’s something that might happen or designate someone else to stop and show others a turn that is questionable. I will not be meeting at his place and hope to see you there.

I need to set something straight. Rectum = jinx = the friend who gave me access to his ZX10R. He is a friend of mine and I will be riding with him on the fun run. I'm sorry if others experience with him has been negative but I have had a different experience. He has not sucked me into doing something stupid or anything else I don't want to do. I have been on rides with him that people have gone down on but I don't see how any of the accidents were his fault. I can think of four off of the top of my head and three of those I can guarantee the rider will take full responsibility and not blame him. I don't know the fourth person so I can't speak for him. I was leading all four of these rides. I was kind of leading a ride last year with a dozen or so people from here. No one went down and the pace up front was not much different than when he is riding along. Someone could have just as easily gone down on that ride, it happens. I have not asked Udell if he thought the jinx was responsible for his accident but from my understanding of what happened I don't see how he could be blamed for it. He was behind Udell when he went down, others go down behind him how he gets blamed is something I can’t comprehend. I know it seems like he is present when carnage happens but I have never seen him touch another rider, run them off the road or be close to someone when they have gone down. He does have a reputation of being a fast rider and people might be riding over their heads to keep up with him but how is he responsible for that. I am not looking for a reply to this I just wanted to set the record straight because me calling him the jinx is all in fun. I don’t hold him responsible for others actions. I don’t want it to seem like I am disrespecting a friend. Anyone else who I consider a friend should expect the same loyalty.