Uncle Punk

Hey buddy I figured you would be along soon. Welcome aboard. Now Justin can update his riders list for the ride. He likes too much data. Looks like we found some good roads closer to home without having to go all the way to the river thanks to the Coshocton crew.

Justin, You didn't taste much of the burger or anything else. I think you ate three loafs of bread. The Ivy was a good call and I would go back no problem. Best burger, meh, but it was very good. The pricing is very cheap for the quality of the food. Garrett, Let me see if I understand your situation correctly. You go on a ride that you thought would cause you some grief because she had plans, you steal her bike on a beautiful day so she can't go riding, you come home later than expected and catch little shit. She sounds like a keeper to me. Adam, Once again I can't thank you enough for organizing this ride. I know you couldn't do everything yourself and your local crew really helped out to make everyone safe. I enjoyed how everyone sacrificed a little of their ride to make things go smoothly. My hats off to you guys, your lucky to have such a great group you can depend on. I learned some things about group riding that I hope will make our group up hear safer. Again, thank all of you. Devil road, yummy.

Shitty how did you get home late? You bugged out way early. I think there is more to the story.

328 miles for me door to door. Great ride. Excellent job of keeping everyone safe, I can't thank you enough for doing this ride. I think we had 21 bikes riding as a group and no one went down. Outstanding. Nice meeting everyone and hope to see you guys again before the season is over. Thanks for sending us up 751, another nice road.

Good morning, all is good for start time on my end. Coming home time for me is flexible but don't forget the game starts at 8:30 tonight I would like to be home by then. Not a deal breaker as I too will go along with what suits all. I would like to feel that we are not leaving anyone behind though so hopefully we can have the return trip figured out when we leave. Too bad about missing this ride Inya I know how you like 83 from Millersburg to Coshocton and we will be doing it twice today, sorry about your luck. The baby will miss you.

Good question, I would like to start heading home around 6:00 PM, this gets us home by dark. This is only a starting point for discussion, I'm open for whatever.

Duc1098rdr will omgshesaboy be riding with us? FYI there is an AKC agility match at the soccer complex this weekend. Expect the time to be what it is unless Justin posts otherwise. I'm good with it the way it is unless he needs to leave sooner.

I will have two tail bags if anyone needs to bring extra stuff. (I also have the baby to think about.) I also run a GPS mounted on the bike so no problems as far as that's concerned. I rode to Zanesville last Saturday from this same spot in 2:05 plus I stopped in Millersburg to get gas and go pee. I know it will take longer the more people in the group but I don't see how 82 miles should take us more that two hours especially if we don't stop for gas. If anyone would like to pad the time more I am willing to leave earlier if needed.

Nice fix on the front page, now just confirm where the two groups are going to meet on the front page and we're good to go.

I have a write up I did for my last race weekend last season. I wrote it for a post on another forum. It would need to be edited though, some for language, some because I have no education and don't write too well.

The intersection of 82 and 83 works real easy for me but I am willing to travel. Say 10:00 AM gas up wheels turning by 10:15

Not a fleet story but still kind of funny. After I got out and was back home I was working in a machine shop. One summer I went out to Cali to visit some high school friends who were still in. One was in Fallbrook and the other was a recruiter in Redondo Beach. We went to TJ to do what ever you do there and I brought back some M80s. They were a pale red color, almost pink. I was setting them off inside the shop scarring the shit out of people for days. You could feel the compression from them all over the shop. We had this one shitbird that would go to the shitter to take a nap everyday at the same time. I took a white terrycloth rag cut it up, rolled it up, cut a fuse off of one of the M80s, used a red magic marker to color it and it looked just like the real thing. I lit it threw it into his stall and I hear "Tod you fucking asshole" as he is standing up turning sideways trying to lift his leg up to protect his package. His pants down at his ankles don't allow this type of movement and he falls on the floor naked from the waist down holding his ears.

I might be able to cruise down but I am also sketchy on the details. Crew coming up from Columbus should arrive in Coshocton by 12:00 and then everyone rides? Meet at your house or McDonalds? (Where is McDonalds?) Cookout to follow? I would love to discover some new roads that are closer to home. I think my drive time is about 1:30 straight down 83.

"Come here little girl want some granola" just doesn't sound right unless you're Euell Gibbons. (Look him up youngins.)

It came close a few pages back with the guys mugging it up with the baby. I guess that was more pedophile though.

And the inevitable happens. Thread is gayed up by someone on the down low.

You're on Justin, I'll bring the other bike for you. Do you want the Cannondale or the Schwinn?

Sorry guys I didn't look at the bike until today. I'm guessing about $1,300 for the damages. I don't know if I'm going to fix it though. For the first time in thirty years I am on unemployment. I knew it was coming and I just signed up for it today. I guess I should have taken it easier and not risked damaging the bike.

I didn't want to keep the bike just ride it for a while. Jinx always tries to get the last one to the river to buy lunch. Racing on the street is bad!

I tried to tell him first one to the river gets to ride the K1200S back but he would have no part of that. Nice pictures, thanks for posting them.

Those pictures are too funny, how did I miss them being taken. I thought I told you guys to stay away from the baby because it bites. You guys don't listen to anyone. Shit, now John has his 10 tuned, all you guys with these big bikes are going to make me have to get a 10. It's not fair. Glad to see you made it the rest of the way home Garrett. I hope you get that problem chased down. What's this about a pet bat?

Check in, home safe, 375 miles. Had fun, tired and hungry going to eat. Everyone else check in.

Thanks for calling John; sorry for not answering I was in the shower. Udell texted me early this morning about 1:30 an stated he was assuming no one was going to make it down. Because of me planning to do this ride earlier I have been informed that I need to stay away from home anyway so she can get things done. (We are going out of town tomorrow.) I will be riding down that way by myself I guess. If any one sees a baby with goggles on the back of a bike down there it’s me, say hi.

You got it. I'll call you around 8:30.

83 to 16, 16 to 60, 60 to 208, 208 to 666, 666 back to 60. Meet Inya and crew in Zanesville for 555 down to the river. No highway except for 16. Come on let's go play, don't waste a good weather day. We can come home the same way or head across 26 to 800. I can keep us off the highway.