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I think it's nearly time for a winterizing 'how to'.... and takers?

LOL! Just sayin'.. he ain't gotta be super cute in the face, I just need to be able to count up at least 6 feet from the ground

a giant furry.. Jew? I do have a tall guy fetish, but that's definitely a lil somethin' different hahah

bwahahhahah In other news....

7-foot tall, you say? Pics, or I call boolsheet.

Y'all wouldn't know a good movie if it burst into your room at 3 am and cucked your sock! Inglourious was 100% pure WIN.

Hey lil mama... have a beer on me!

Rep for this thread!!!

I am so sorry, I know it is terribly immature of me, but iGiggled at "licking Heights." That is all.

ohhh OK. It never occurred to me that Jamaica-talk would spill over into type. LOL

I was raised by a teacher. After 35 years in education, my mom is baffled everytime she calls my house on a Tuesday morning in July, and I'm not home. Uhm MAAHHMMMM me and the rest of the world work all week, hellooooo.

ohhhhh no you don't! I'm not taking the bait! It's someone else's turn!

what a beautiful family! this is great news!! Just think, in 6 or 7 years, it's time for CHEERLEADING!! YAYYYY You are a very lucky man. Congratulations!

Like what...? for example...? just curious on what patois is.. @Fonzie... what degree are you seeking? I'm doing my second MBA through Baker College online. I did my first MBA the old fashioned way in a sit-down class... it sucked. As an adult with kids and a job, online is the only way to do it.

I know, I know. And you are right, of course! I did.... and iGiggled at the thought of the various ways I can "loosen nuts"

I can change a flat as long as the lugs aren't on too tight. But why should I when I have a man?? I might break a nail LOL

I went to elementary school with a girl named Latrine Dugger.

SIGGGHHHHH fucking SIGGGHHHHH UGHHHHH UGGGHHHHHHH!!!

"hate" is such a strong, strong term. If anything, stereotypical black folx don't too terribly care for me. Especially the females. Whoo wee I got some stories that will straighten your pubes.

that primal scream at the end is the BEST

No but real talk? My best friend is an OB nurse in a 'hood' hospital. She really did stop a 14-year-old girl from naming her daughter "Angina". She convinced the kid the wait until her parent got there before filling out the baby's paperwork. TRUE STORY #1 TRUE STORY #2 My mom used to teach remedial math in a 'hood' junior high. YES... she had a little girl show up on her roster named MehNajahToi Jones. Just say that first name out loud for full effect.

NOOOOOOO you know my last name is Jackson!! Quit it!!

Same i my hometown... even if they weren't black, you still had to do a 3-generation cross check.