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I've never e-heard you say anything like that until now, angel.

UUUGHHHH dear sweet 8-pound, 6-ounce baby Jesus in a manger! NOOOOOO NOOOOO!! 1,000 times NOOOOOO I'm trying to get some of my folks to STOP naming their children TaQuiesha and AnTwan. And now these people want to START?? shoot me now, please.

GROSS!!! Aww Rillo, you are just a punkin! Golly darn you guys! Y'all are just fine, upstanding individuals that I am proud to e-know! (no sarcasm! SRSLY!)

OK so... you pull over and help some MILF change a flat tire... she offers to "show her gratitude" if you will hop in the passenger seat behind tinted windows right quick... you turn her down? Ladies and gentlemen... we have Rillo... the Last Boy Scout.

Did you offer them some:tagteam:? I bet you a stack of doughnuts they would have taken it!

Let there be no confusion. He was offering you the heated meat. And I'm not talking about the BoB-B-Q, either.

I'm with you, but my co-workers are shitting a mountain of bricks. (I work for the media LOL)

Matter of fact, in Arizona, Alaska, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota, New Mexico, Kentucky, Vermont, West Virginny and Virginny.. you can open carry all day long, no license is required.

They had folx both on the patriotic side and the anti-president side, openly carrying. Perfectly legal in Arizona. *shrugs* Although it's a perfect opportunity for the Secret Service to run your face through it's Facial Recognition software.. as long as you got nothing to hide.. do what you do.

Your comprehension is fine. The story is riddled with grammatical errors. (me is a Noospaper editor for a livin')

OK so the black pussy might be a little more aggressive than the others, but I'm sure she can be tamed and warmed up just the same. The other option is the gray pussy... I guess it depends on what you're into

Nick when do you estimate your bike being roadworthy again...?

Awww they are so sweet!! I bet the black one is the household favorite. Everyone LOVES black pussies, once they get to know 'em..

I think there might be some truth to that though, real talk. For the longest time, The only understanding I had of a motor vehicle was the ignition and the radio. The change in understanding came when I started this job several years ago.. and then of course when I started riding. 99.5% of my female friends label me as certifiably insane for being a motorcycle enthusiast, but they are the same ones who will tend to a baby in the back seat, change the radio station and take a phone call simultaneously, while barrelling down the interstate at 80 mph in a Yukon Denali (windows up and sealed of course... pesky wind is noisy and messes up the hair LOL)

*SIGH* I have been SO embarrassed and ashamed of women drivers lately. What's going ON?? Too much carelessness and too many distractions. Knowing good and damn well that most of our households would implode if Mommy/Wifey/Girlfriend didn't come home due to a dumb accident. When are we going to stop putting on mascara during rush hour?? Just get tinted windows! That way no one will see you until you can get to the bathroom at work.

RIP Any mention of the girl's condition? If he was rollin' out that fast and rear-ended her, she must have taken a decent hit...

I'm on a Mac, bro LOL Stinky Rillo, you posted your AFTER mine!! Just be happy I gave you credit at all.

I don't have that C in a circle thingie, Rillo.

Solution: approach the pussy EARLIER. Don't wait till midnight after the poor kitty-boo has worked all day, came home, cooked all the cat food, cleaned up, and tended to all the kittens. Or take over some of the feline chores. And buy some catnip.

-meow- © Wrillo

A little too furry, but still pretty cute Look... it seems like it's smiling.. look closer. BWAAHahahah

Let's see if I can help: RAHTS in the streets! not "rights", but "riots". Which rhymes with "TAHD", cuz white folks is TAHD of the suckin' up! And they gon RAHZ UP! Po', po' white folks. There, there, punkins. It's gon' be aw-right. *pats the nearest white person on the top of the head.* *conveniently located white person proceeds to call security on me.* Quasi Muslim Socialist Communist Marxist Communist Half-Breed Mack Daddy Freak! whoo wee, that would be hella hard to fit on a bidniss card!

It's UNCLE RUCKUS!!! This is just more proof that the white man made a tragic misjudgment when he made it legal to teach n***s to read and write.

I understand that, girl... I've been there before! You might want to be prepared to pay up as soon as you're up and running..