chevysoldier

wow....fucking wow

Ditto.

I saw giant bottles of 5 hour energy the other day. Looked like you'd be up for a week or two straight if you drank the entire thing.

Wow. Just....wow.

I just looked in my box and don't have anything your missing. I'll have to check at the house tonight. The sockets you need, are they 6 or 12 point?

Sounds more like a thinking cap...

Repped

Sad. This is exactly why I always carry a gun. Everywhere. You just never know what could happen and I don't want be caught with my guard down. And don't kid yourself and say it could never happen to you because you drive a shitty car. There could be someone who is running from the cops and just needs wheels. There is always someone worse off than you who would gladly kill you and take whatever you have and not think twice. You car is better than someone who doesn't have one.

I programmed my car doors to auto lock. That way I don't have to think about it and if someone does sneak up on me while I am in the car, it gives me a little buffer zone. It's also a good habit to check your side mirrors when you are stopped too. If they try to sneak up, this can give you a heads up to hit the gas.

ok, whats worse:

1. its a neon

2. those hideous mismatched rims

3. plastic on the window

#1 explains #2 and #3.

i nearly shit myself. Its not mine mine until hes too old to drive it but nonetheless I get to use it to take to shows and what not, which I'm sure I'll rarely do without him

That thing is pristine looking!

Nice sticker on the tire too.

sideways. you shit pancakes for months after

Stalker.

Son, are you on the sauce?

Xmas hates foggots.

naw, they don't hate you man. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Just a quick clarification.

Referring to Christmas as "Xmas" is not taking the "Christ" out of the word. The New Testament was originally written in Greek and Christ was written as Χριστός or a variation of. The first two letters of Χριστός X and P, or chi and rho respectively, led to the chi-rho monogram.

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This symbol was used by the emperor Constantine in the 4th century. By the 15th century, especially with the invention of the printing press, the Church found this a good way to save costs. By the 16th century this was a common way of referring to or representing Christ. Using "Xmas" is not taking Christ out of it, and it not a way to dilute the Church today. The use of this symbol is rooted in the history of the Church. Xmas should be said as Christmas and not "exmas"

http://www.crivoice.org/symbols/xmasorigin.html

Merry Christmas to the baddest biker gang in Ohio. Now it's time for breakfast....

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren't the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Weather is calling for mid 40s for New Year's Day. Woot.

Dude, it's Ohio. That mean's by then it could be -20 or 80.

How come when I was growing up Santa did an awesome job wrapping presents? Now the presents for my daughter aren't nearly as nicely wrapped?

Sure, I put up a fun joke and some zellot has to come and spell check me.

Mary Christmas

Here's some Christmas rep for being a good sport!

I bought, err got a Sony a330L. My Kodak one is on it's last leg and has been on the fritz lately. Will be great tomorrow morning to get pictures of Brooke opening her presents!

I hate when I accidentally sit on my balls.

Or when you're getting in/out of the car and they get pinched between the seat and your leg....

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Why can't deer learn to cross the road where we tell them to?

Fact: Aramaic does not have an R at all.

Fact: Yes it does, it's right after the A. aRamaic.

Should have used an air hammer and torch.