jporter12

Funny stuff right there....

what the hell? is this police exam in whitehall?

Are you awake?

Yes [] No [X]

Do I pass?

My Laptop took a dump yesterday... Guess I hit the wrong porn site.. Oh well.

Get caught in a pornado?

I had a dream there were good and bad zombies but you couldn't tell untill you were already in battle, then i flew down the river on my shuttle craft and pretended to be human?

I think I liked the drunk posting better...

To get this somewhat bacl OT, MJ does appear to be a GIRL!

I guess if we were liars, wouldn't we say we went to Harvard...maybe Princeton and have unbelievable academic credentials? I don't see any reason why people would lie about NOT going to college.

Not about college, and I was kidding anyway (I guess I forgot to put the after it, I must've been posting in a hurry) so I'll drop it there. Geesh....

I'm not replacing mine, the insurance is paid and I'm ready to move anyway.

Too bad you don't have a garage that my wife's POS car could be in when such a terrible loss could occur.....

Then again, I've seen how angry people can get in a parking lot over a parking spot. It's just terrible to think that they may have to walk a few extra feet to get into the store.....

I agree, she was prolly being an Impatient douche and then got mouthy with the cop. I'm not big on stereotypes but theres alot of trashy peeps in Whitehall.

When someone isn't paying attention at a red light, and doesn't go when it turns green, I give it a few seconds, as I know that not everyone has the same lightning fast reflexes as I, then I give a short blast of the horn. If that doesn't wake them, I'll blast it a little bit longer.

It stinks like a case of a LEO twisting the laws a bit to write a cite, that may or may not be deserved.

The typical American worker has become fat and lazy. Unions facilitate this.

I have more, I'll add later.

Ill do research on the syncing part. I dont want to buy a tool just to use once. I dont think ill ever have another carbed bike. The PC3 on my old F4i, was much easier.

Just fyi... The TB's on an injected bike should be synced if they're ever taken off. The throttle plates all need to be doing the same thing no matter how the fuel is delivered. The small size of motorcycle engines make it more critical than multi-carbed car engines.

Damn! We are some uneducated, no kid havin, money makin white men!

Or some liars?

Thanks serpentracer for getting the lowdown on how it applies to bikes, and those at an advantage to save a few bux!

I saw a story on NBC4i.com about this. They have raked in 6.4 MILLION dollars in the last 3 MONTHS of 2009 in late fees. Soory, but I think it's According to the article, the money goes to the Highway patrol. I'mnot even going to start in on what I think about what used to be the elite law enforcement agency in Ohio.

I wonder, how long being expired does it take to be considered a new registration? I didn't renew the plates on my Camaro in August, since I won't drive it until after all the salt is gone, and it's really not road ready right now anyway.

NO I DIDN'T LOOK!!

Yeah, right.....

First Alert = Honeywell = good stuff.

Smoke detectors DO have a shelf life and have had some major advances in the last 5 or so years. If yours are much older than 5 or 6 years, you should replace them.

They now have wireless interconnected detectors that are a must in a 2 story house if you dont have hard wired interconnected detectors.

On the news, they were touting 10 years for replacement. I like the 5 years idea though. I need to put some up here, there are a couple NIB ready to go, but I think I migh tlook for some interconnecteds....

I guess I'll be on the hunt for some interconnected alarmage.

Do they have them with carbon monoxide and Ebonics detectors.

Them things be skurry.

Gotz ta got da ebonicz detecto, bro....

Lots are both. Half of our detectors are carbon monoxide and smoke... allwired together. They also make ones with "explosive gas" detection too.

I was going to get the wireless ones when we bought our house, but it was built in 2006 and already had that fun shit. I like setting one off upstairs and then hearing my wife scream in the basement because she fell asleep.

Hmm... I think I might be starting to not dislike you now!

On the CO (carbon monoxide) detectors. Doesn't CO build up from the ground up, making it important to have them neat the floor? Maybe I'm thinking something else, but I thought that's how it worked....

I like "Deep in the heart of Logan" better.

"They buy their beer by the dozens, they love their cousins, Deep in the heart of Logan."

"They like to shoot deers and occasionally queers, Deep in the heart of Logan."

I was trying to think of what they called that when I heard the Newark Song... That's Dan Orr project on Logan right?

kind of ironic since the majority of wnci listeners are white trash

Why isn't WNCI out of Newark then?

Fine Print: I can bust on the place, I grew up there...

If I had some cash (wish I did) I'd try throwing $1500 cash at them, maybe a LITTLE more. I bet that $2500 isn't all that firm.

I would really like to have a newer viffer.....

I'll run security for the shipment.

THAT's a job you just don't see on monster.com....

Newegg sends deal of the day emails every day, that I'll check out.

Oh yeah, the Shell Shocker! I get emails from a few computer stuff sites, but the egg is about the only one I really look at.

monster.com

Any luck?

Jeff Dunham is funny stuff!

This is SO you, I'm sure.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR2xMw5-FZ8

believe the secret rules also call for spell check

You're on the left side of the country, so you don't have access to the rules anymore, and have no authority to enforce them.

Why are you guys dicking with me...

Sorry, I started it by kidding about the switchplate being gone. Everyone else took it from there. I might be interested in that Arai, if it would fit. I need to compare sizing charts to see what fits my noggin.