jporter12

Eh, just make the car a little cheaper and I'll pull the engine out and rebuild it to MY specs when I feel I need more power anyway.

Ta-roof!! Besides Gump, you're already a better person than most of these butt-nuggets.

Hey! I resemble that remark....Errr... Uh...

They had sold out of Tattoo last time I went to get a bottle, and I grabbed a bottle of Bacardi select. MISTAKE! Does not go well with diet coke. The wife stopped and grabbed me a bottle of tattoo last night.....

You can also pickup stray farm animals!!!

Lock up your sheep!

The girl is like it's a FORD... Ugh....

Congrats though! It sounds like it will make things more comfortable, and possibly better service!

Eh, we have a BBQ joint here in Johnstown that I think is quite a bit better than City BBQ. Route 62 BBQ.

Thanigs that make me go ahhhh.....

Captain Morgan's Tattoo and Diet Coke.

Burrito from Chipotle.

SEX...

No Chipotle for lunch, so we had it for dinner!

jporter is still ghey <-----------my random thought for the day

I think Sam has some sort of weird fantasy about me, or something....

That was in response to the way someone else replied to me. Personally I think most politicians these days are pretty much whores.

That's pretty much what I meant with that. Politics is dirtier than prostitution these days. It makes me .

My days aren't going so well. It's a challenge to get work done right for some reason, let alone time to work on the bike! Aaarrrgh!!!!

/vent

the other is like quiting a job you can't handle and becoming a whore.

Isn't that pretty much what he did?

Interesting....

Chips and homemade salsa that's hot enough to make you breathe fire.....Or close to hot anyway...

Didn't figure I should post it in the "funny pictures" thread because it was political.

Maybe I could have included some gay-ass emoticons to help those of you that are humor impaired. Or is it not appropriate to make fun of your boy?

Like this one?

I didn't think cowboys ever really "left".

No, they just switched to playing football.....

If you shit dicks REALLY think that I believe the photo I posted was truly a time cover, we're in worse shape than I thought.

I get your humor this time Todd. I thought it was funny as well.

shit, with all the smart-ass remarks on here i thought, for sure, that most would see the sarcasm in that. hell, any politician these days, dem or rep, has to be pried out of office with a spud bar. they'd never actually admit to their stupidity and step down, on purpose. lol.

Politicians LIVE for the title. They don't represent the people so much, but they live for having a political title. I don't think the money is even a draw for them.

I had a roommate for a month about a year ago, as I apologized for my lack of food in my house I explained it was because I had outsourced my cooking to Chipotle.

That's f'n hilarious! I was going through withdraw, so we went the other night. I think we both had forgotten how big the burritos are. I was almost painful for me, and the wife was worse. I topped it off with a smoothie.

Funny you mention that, I got stuck in the snow in some guys driveway on my old tires trying to find your place. That really hasn't happened since.

The biggest thing I'm curious about with those tires is the treadwear. I know they were rated for decent life though. I also checked where they were made, it's stamped on Made in USA, and that makes me happy! I'm pretty sure they were probably even made here in Ohio.

Interesting.... I DO need a USB hub for the laptop at work...

You are sooooo funny!! We had a great time bowling maybe you should throw some balls around Moose.

Flying moose balls? No thanks! I don't want to see.....

I got a pretty nasty, deep gash out of my wrist a few years ago trying to get a battery cable to come out from through the floorpan on a corvette, got my wrist into a screw that was through the opening. It hurt like hell, but I kept working after covering it.

That FB one was a little funny.

It's worth it. Anyone thinking about it I'll vouch for it I've ridden with him and looked it over real good after the lay down there is nothing wrong with this bike but the scratches. If I had the cash it'd be in my garage already.

Reach into your back pocket and pay the man already then...

I wish I'd known you were down with Chipotle, I would have brought some over when I was there yesterday. Love the tires BTW, they're running great.

Oh, I can almost live on Chipotle! Used to go there 2+ times a week when I lived close!

Glad to hear the tires are doing well. I noticed that they didn't spin in the packed snow as you took off.

Italian sub at Subway. Not doing that again. Had some awesome sushi on Monday for my berfday though.

Oooo.. I can tear up some Subway! Spicy Italian FTW!

Sushi....Not so much....

I was expecting something worth discussing. I've had cuts like that before that I never got any medical attention for, other than just something to hold it closed!

Ok, none of them were in the palm of the hand though. I'm not going to doubt the amount of pain that caused!!!!

It's actually tolerable, temperature-wise out there now. Just waiting for the packed snow in the driveway to melt! If the Bobcat was here, I'd be out scraping that crap up!

Those CBX's just have a cool factor all their own!