jporter12

If it doesnt work well for you, there's a handy dandy ignore button.

Gives you the opportunity to miss my "humor".

Or, you could just go suck a dick.

Your humor in the op was funny. If any of the rest is humor, I failed at finding it. I won't ignore you, as I might miss the context of someone putting you in your place when you're wrong, although you'll never admit to being wrong..

I leave the sucking to you, maybe you'll swallow a load and it'll loosen you up a bit!

how fail it were damned funny....

Oh moose, you are just confirming how f'd up and twisted you really are!

Moose you fail...... Porter hook me up!

PM sent.

Pb&j.

Countdown for the failboat in 3.....2.....

again fixed:D

Nice, moose, nice...

Yes you do!

All I care about is keeping everyone entertained through the awesome winter weather we're getting.. Meh...Not really....

I'll agree though I AM disturbing at ALL times.

Fixed for accuracy....

All aspects of that post are a fail.

Again, I don't care.

Ill still be at home not working damit , I need a snow plowing job !

Ooo.. I'll make a call, I may know of one of those, if he needs anyone, I'll let you know. After I finish my PB&J.

whats this BS on the first repair?

Air Intake System Cleaning Service : $59.95

Seriously, $60 at this point almost seems like a drop in the bucket, but 60 bucks is 60 bucks. Always. Ask. Questions. Is that cleaning service needed? I thought I needed new plugs and wires? What do you clean?

Probably the MAF sensor. Cleaning will sometimes bandaid a dirty sensor for a while, but most of the time when we get one that has a problem, even from K&N oil, it has to eventually get replaced. We also do a throttle body cleaning service to get rid of the carbon that builds up on the back of the throttle plate, and the throttle bore. On some applications it gets bad enough to make the throttle hard to open, and I even saw one rip off a deflector that's on the bottom of the throttle plate, causing the throttle to stick!

I finally got in to the desktop PC to run the test and got this:

I want more upload speed!

I had a few meetings I wanted to be in person for

You slacker you!

I would rather be there now, but the babysitter needed the day off for something, so I'll go in when the wife gets home from work.

At work, crazy upload, but nowhere near Meanie. I'm sure if I could get ahead of the firewall I could get some crazy results though.

You mean you got your lazy cat ass off the couch and actually went in to work? (as I sit on the couch typing....)

its like reverse phsycology....... now i think you live down the street

Easy with the humor with Todd. It doesn't work well. Just go back and re-read this thread.....

Okay, let me say this then. By publishing this, you are condoning illegal activity. We might as well help out drug lord, robbers, rapist, child molesters, murderers, DVD & music pirating. where's it stop?

It seems to stop at the DVD, movie, and software piracy, since they seem to be able to go after those people easier.... Just sayin'...

You're so evil , thats not what I expected when I read the title.

I was expecting some engine talk....

OP, Achmed is funny...

I'll still have to work. They never close this place.

If it gets bad enough, I still go in (less than 2 miles away) and have a fun day playing on snowmobiles, etc...

Daytime TV sux! I am now thankful for my TiVo's!

Unless that guy was Hank or Johnny your still guilty.

Joe Diffee, or how ever you spell his name. I don't care what sam thinks anyway.....

Because he's quoting girl power songs ........

One that is like 20 years old on top of it.

ACTUALLY, it's originally by a guy, just made popular by a woman.

Blow

On these:

Natures way of taking a dump on you!

Work:

Eeewwww.. I didn't realize the upload was soo bad there! I knew the download was slow though. Of course, if anyone's USING the connection, the test isn't accurate, such as streaming music like we all do there....

Leave it on. If the problem is resolved it will go out on its own. It seems that every time you turn that light off the car starts to run like shit' date=' so leave it on!!! [/quote']

After a few trips (warm up and drive cycles) it will clear IF the problem no longer happens. It will stay in memory for around 50 trips, but the light will go off, as long as the problem doesn't happen again.