Tonik

This is getting too easy.

Thanks man. HD+ and HD Speed look really promising.

No, but I could have had my nuts on one and my dick on the other at the same time. I may have to go back.

I rubbed my nuts on both grips.

Wooo, someone that clearly knows his stuff about this! FWIW, in my previous life I was a manf. rep for US Chemical and Plastics, Norton and SEM to name a few. 3D is what?

I know what bike @Uncle Punk is about to buy.

Keep it clean and lubricated. They can be finicky about ammo type, so get a few different brands the first time you shoot it and see what it likes.

Or they were picking off random dudes trying to set a new record.

Might have been the only option, a fast reaction.

2.1 miles. http://www.ibtimes.com/canadian-sniper-breaks-world-record-longest-shot-kills-isis-operative-iraq-2555973

Wow, it has started already. Ape hangers and fringe.

Gonna have to contact Mike and get a new half helmet too.

The VW CEO that bought Ducati is no longer with them. Ducati was his pet project, for reasons unknown. So now that he is gone the new peeps are not interested in doing valve adjustments every weekend.

You will look fine with floppy tits.

Female Duc owners will need to get some breast work. Like reverse implants so their boobs are floppy and saggy.

Harati Ducidson

We need a new name for this company. HarDucley seems promising.

No more Ducati meet ups at Starbucks. Have to be at bars now. And all the Ducati gear will say Harley.

So..... @Isaac's Papa and @tall_tracy might be driving Harleys soon. http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/harley-davidson-might-buy-ducati-and-build-a-motorcycle-1796310363

I am sure MIKE will be happy to sell you a set just like them.

Wooo, found a place in Kansas that still has some. I bought a bunch of it.

FTFY

Need a new polish, Meguiars stopped selling the stuff I have been using. What I want is a traditional old fashioned polish, that is basically a very light rubbing compound. It is abrasive and cuts a light coat off the paint making it flat. Flat paint reflects light and that is what makes it shine. Science. What I don't want is this new fangled snake oil they sell everywhere now that is just a BS chemical treatment that doesn't flatten the paint. That kind of crap is all I can find. It's pissing me off, I have this giant collection of crap fake polish if anyone wants some.