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Oh, C-Bus has a good college sports team. How quaint.

Hell, if the woman his dad banged wore a diaphragm he wouldn't be addicted to smack.

If what I did rises to that level of punishment you should get a life time ban for the 'NinjaDoc got a new one..." thread.

Have you ever said 'No' to a blow job from your wife?

I'm pretty sure they don't.

Yo mamma is so hot @Isaac's Papa 's rubbed one out to her.

As many of you know, I have been pondering a second bike of the sport bike nature. I have reached a decision and fully implemented my plan. I realized that I have spent a good many years pushing my cruisers and myself close to the edge. And that driving style is now a huge part of the enjoyment I get out of riding to the point that it is an inseparable part of who I am as a rider. So it only stands to reason that if I get a sport bike I will continue to do the same. That means I would go full on retard Mach Retard on it, causing me to get many tickets, trips to jail and dramatically increasing the chance that I would f' up and die. Therefore I have decided to keep my talents where they are, on the comfy couch. It makes me happy, no need to fix something that isn't broke.

I love you man, but if you rub one out to my mom we are going to have a problem.

My mom flashed the USS Nimitz back when she was hot. She found out later it went ship wide on their closed circuit tv.

There is no rule that says for sale threads have to be locked when sold. I do it when I feel like it, and right now I don't.

President of Planned Parenthood defends 2nd amendment. Didn't see that coming.

Wow, i feel bad for Bad. He has hit rock bottom.

Seats only 28 inches. Put a two up Corbin on it and it is perfect. Very comfy, killer suspension especially on the front. You might be the Italian hipster bike expert but i know my cruisers.

Genius.

This contest sucks. No points and no bans.

Tried all that. Swimming, tennis, basketball, bike rides, deer chasing....they just keep going. They are not human I tell you.

@Tpoppa

Two people meet yoyr needs here. @Isaac's Papa and @CrazySkullCrusher They will be along shortly.

Well that was disappointing.

No.