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  1. id also like to know what the hell you were doing.
  2. that table is so radical, i cant wait until i can buy one for 1500 bucks in three years.
  3. okay, i totally got this: first, get on an airplane, with a parachute, the ring, and some flowers, and a kitten. THEN, fly over her place of work, and parachute down, crashing through the window and into her office/drive-thru line/whatever. give her the kitten, it will keep her occupied with its cuteness for a few seconds while you rip off the skydiving apparel to reveal a full perfectly pressed jet black tuxedo. make sure to wear an insane amount of hairgel as well. THEN, give her the flowers, get one one knee get out the ring and say 'baby, imo get mine, and das you, sugah'. now smile real cheesily and wait for her to go 'Ohhh my goddd!" and cry and what not. now, you cue the band to come in and play music and everyone cheers. you run outside to the white stalion you had prepared and you both ride off into the sunset.
  4. i wanna see this! i keep hearing how good it is.
  5. NOPR

    Team SCP

    bahahahahahaha also, that website is a joke. any site/company whose only purpose is sponsoring people is some sort of scam. notice how you cant actually buy anything from them? and how they dont actually make anything? they'll probably want money up front from you, and youll never get anything in return. then again, if you DO join, you'll be up in the same ranks as this guy: http://www.teamscp1.com/SCPAdmin/images/uploadedimages/Member%20Rides/Jose%20Diaz%20(2).jpg http://www.teamscp1.com/SCPAdmin/images/uploadedimages/Member%20Rides/Jose%20Diaz%20(3).jpg what an honor!
  6. bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. i wish.
  7. 75, 23, 96, any other freeway between columbus and flint. Basically all of southeast michigan. RARELY is someone going below 85 in the left lane. if they are, a quick flash of the brights will get them out of the way 99% of the time. even in the slow lane the speed limit is still 70, which equates to 75-80 for most everyone. also, the absolute minimum speed limit is 55. only problem is the roads usually are all sucky and bumpy and what not, but the new governor is already pouring lots of money into getting that fixed. as a whole though, ohio > michigan. when it comes to driving on the freeways, michigan has us beat.
  8. yes, and thats why michigan is sweet.
  9. that 20b mustang is pretty radical, ive seen one of those tracker thingies with a 13bt in it too. or maybe it was a trooper. or something. i dunno.
  10. ew. thats neeeasssty. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/heavychevy3800/Bucks%20Nasty%20Toe/070522_210159.jpg http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/heavychevy3800/Bucks%20Nasty%20Toe/070522_210131.jpg http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/heavychevy3800/Bucks%20Nasty%20Toe/070522_144044.jpg
  11. you guys are quoting terran and protoss voices, but whats sadder that i remember nearly all the zerg sounds. in 6th-7th grade that game owned my life. starcraft two is long overdue. wish i could help, but i have no cd key to give you.
  12. thanks man! didn't realize you saw me, i was driving around forever trying to find a damn spot, I didn't know how people would be about who parks where or if i parked in the middle of someone's crew or something retarded, i didn't want to pull into some tight ass spot either. after a few laps of tight turning radius, LSD clunking, power-steeringless goodness, I went and parked off in another lot. right then, like 15 cars left (i assume that was your gray/silver GSL-SE?), and then i moved up and took a spot. It was definitely cool talking to mojoe and his buddy carl, but the retarded shit people were doing made me extremely uncomfortable. Mojoe's car was getting jocked super hard, people were all over it and not in a good way. It would be nice to have a more relaxed meet than that mess last night.
  13. as i was reading that i was like 'whatt? i never knew of all these quaker steaks what the hell!?' hahahaha. anyway, i was there last night, might be there tonight. some of the shit i saw go down makes me nervous to take my car there or even stand in the lot. people flying in at 40mph through a crowded parking lot, people flying IN REVERSE at 40mph through a crowded lot, people doing burnouts within two feet of other peoples cars. im amazed there was no bodily/vehicular damage.
  14. overhaulin. i hope. im only here for the weekend but if i see anything ill holler.
  15. NOPR

    Tonight 5/4

    Im gonna be in columbus tonight too, someone tell me where its going down before i leave here (flint) at 6. Ill try to bring some other rotards along. Hooters is cool, its relatively close, quaker steak i can handle as well.
  16. In michigan, this isnt a problem. people actually get over, its BEAUTIFUL. too bad people here are too retarded to get over, and they arent willing to change. if you're a passenger with someone who does this, and you tell them to get over they get all defensive like 'why should i move over? is there a law!? am i going to get pulled over? no! this guy behind me needs to slow down anyways! im a giant douche!' FOP!
  17. so the moral of the story is dont race any lingenfelter corvettes? got it.
  18. damn, thats nice. after seeing what a disgusting wreck the charger was, its nice to see they did thise one right.
  19. would an educated drag racer tell me what ET a 160 trap would be around? thats like, sub-10's isnt it?
  20. NOPR

    Vette or GTO?

    i cant believe it took two full pages for someone to say this! its going to be YOUR car! decide what you like more and buy it!
  21. no one seems to be able to live and let live. smoking ban, gay marriage ban, strip club ban. i dont smoke, im not gay, and i dont go to strip clubs. but if someone else wants to, good! i dont care!
  22. NOPR

    Redline

    $3.75 for all shows starting before 6 p.m. after 6p.m. - $6 for adults, $3.75 for kids 11 and under, $3.75 for seniors 65 and over. no student discount anymore. (i worked there for three years in high school) oh yeah, and DUH REDLINE SUCKED!!!! what did you expect!? and Shooter WAS awesome, and i still need to see ATHF and grindhouse.
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