Aerik

It turns into a pumpkin at sundown. Also, inb4 the board goes all at my old lady. (It's okay, she's kind of like a rabid badger-- she can take care of herself )

Pretty sure you need cases too.

Nah. Then I'd have a sad. It's 11 years old, the paint will get there eventually.

Yep. Flatblack = bestblack. When in doubt, murder it out. My GS750 is already there, and my Shadow will be once something really fucks up the factory paintjob.

We don't have the welder or a saws-all (we use a lot of duct tape and a dremel around here), otherwise I'd offer to come pick it up myself. However, we can be available to help, and I have a truck + ramps if you need help getting it transported.

If you put fringe on them, they turn faster and gain an extra 50 horsepower.

A Rocket III with a cow-catcher mounted on the front. Fuck that traffic (and walls, and crowds, etc.)!

Yeah- goofing around that much without losing time or messing up your dynamics is actually pretty impressive.

The guitarist butchers Billy Gibbons, but the drummer makes it ok.

Yep. He doesn't have a sticker, but he's on ORDN. The grubby black GS750 with all the stickers is mine too.

Just curious. Saw this parked there today: Actually, with my Shadow on the right there and my buddy's CBR on the other side of it, there were three ORDN bikes in a line there today.

At least killing for food serves a practical purpose. And I've already made my views known (at least a few times) about our responsibility to treat food animals ethically. Bullfighting, on the other hand, is just epic douchbaggery and goofy outfits.

Nope. I'm too busy frothing at the mouth with seething uncontrollable self-righteous fury at the injustice of bullfighting as a sport and simultaneously smirking in smug satisfaction at one matador getting what they all deserve a thousand times over. Actually, I'm playing Mount & Blade: Warband on my other monitor and trying not to work on my term paper.

This. Fuck that guy and all other bullfighters. Few things inspire me to rabid frothing vengeful fury like scumbags who abuse animals for fun.

We are so fucked... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk

My rule (and I'm disciplined enough that I've never broken it) is always that I'll allow myself exactly one beer while I'm out, but only if I'm eating and intend to stay there at least an hour after before leaving. Of course, I'm like 6'2'' and 220 lbs-- One beer, even without the other precautions, is not generally going to do much to me. Anyway, this rule allows me to have a beer with my wings or whatever, but not enough to even get anywhere near a buzz.

Meh, cut her some slack. There are actually people who want to get into riding and are honestly just looking to learn a bit or get some advice. I'm all for getting more people into the sport, because each one is one more person who's less likely to run us over in a cage. At any rate, reserve judgment for a little while. If she's an honest new rider, it'll bear itself out. If she's just another backpack, that'll become pretty obvious too, in time.

What part of town? We're out and about anyway, might be able to swing by and take a look.

Have enough weirdass friends like mine and eventually one of them will blind-link you to that or one of the other 'shock' pages. It's just the way it goes. For real fun, look up 'goatse reaction videos'. It's apparently become a great hobby to show that to your friends/ grandmas/ etc and videotape their reactions.

I'll +1 the Ninja 250. It's a really great little learning bike-- very easy and forgiving in the lower tach, but once you know what you're doing you can wind it up and it's like a whole different bike. Also, it weighs next to nothing and turns on a dime. My wife's put about 400-500 miles on hers in the last month or so, and she's really had no trouble with it. Don't pay over $2000 for one-- first bikes tend to get dropped sometimes, no point spending a ton just to scratch up the shinies.

If you're gonna get knocked out, that's a pretty funny thing to say right before it happens. Damn, I just realized I'm like every other post on here. I really need to finish my damned coffee and go to class.

I think if someone attacks you with a hammer, you get to take it and use it on him. A good old-fashioned fist-based smiting is still a good start.

Yeah, it happens to most guys at least a few times, either by accident or in fights. However, only a moron would voluntarily play a game in which getting kicked in the nuts is actually the whole point.