On a related note: death, mayhem, destruction! Blood runs red on the highway! This just sent from our HR dept at work: For informational purposes only and to help you plan your way home this evening - several main roadways are closed due to vehicle accidents. According to www.wews.com: Both northbound and southbound lanes of Interstate 271 are closed following a multi-vehicle accident Monday. Oakwood police said the accident happened on I-271 in Oakwood Village around 12:30 p.m. Access to I-271 northbound from State Route 8 in Macedonia is closed. Eastbound and westbound lanes of Interstate 480 in the area are also closed. Officers are on the scene diverting traffic around the area. Oakwood police said there is no word on how many vehicle were involved in the crash or if anyone has been injured. Traffic is being diverted off of I-480 in Twinsburg, where traffic is at a standstill. East and westbound traffic on State Route 82 in Macedonia is also backed up. Northbound traffic on I-271 was backed up 2 miles before the Macedonia exit. ALSO: The eastbound lanes of the Turnpike are closed between State Route 14 and State Route 44, and traffic is significantly backed up in that area.