Gixxus Christ!

Wondering why anyone expects any good riding days in March. Plan on getting tires and spring checkup done next week and I'll worry about riding after.

Or leon....like his handle, leon614.

Yoshimura got back to me. $83.47 list price for the end cap. Did not offer it free but said he could help me out with the price a bit. Calling tomorrow to place my order. Pics of damage.

I'll ride after 1 beer. I know myself well enough that a single beer doesnt move the needle as far as my judgement or abilities go. Ymmv

Cant do it. Must do hoodrat shit in the streets. Dank whoolies bruh.

If it gets me some free shit I'll clean and shine them boots before I lick em. I got my pride, but last time I checked it wasn't an option at checkout on revzilla or riders discount.

Dude I am truly sorry, I even took precautions to keep from infecting you. Amazing that my wife isnt sick by now. He's right, I'm a fucking turd. Never meet me.

Only real damage besides my pride was the carbon fiber end cap of my yoshi pipe. At first I thought it was just a scuff, but its cracked and buckled as well. Just fired this letter off to sales at yoshi r&d. Let's see if my literary and ass-kissing skills can net me a freebie. Hello, Let me open by saying I've been using your exhaust systems on my motorcycles for about ten years now and I am always impressed with the quality of fit and finish, performance and sound of yoshimura exhausts. They are my go-to. I will never use another brand. Today while working on my 2018 Suzuki GSX-S 1000F it fell off the stands and the carbon fiber tip of my beautiful new alpha series muffler was scuffed and cracked. While the scuff can likely be wet sanded out, the buckled and cracked carbon fiber looks to be irreparable. Can you sell to me directly or point me to a dealer who can sell me a replacement? Any help you can offer me in this matter would be greatly appreciated. I am eager to restore my motorcycle to its former glory and the yoshi pipe was really the crown jewel on an already gorgeous bike. Thank you for your time and attention, I look forward to your reply. Thanks again and have a great day. Sam P.s. I am not above accepting free stuff in recognition of my brand loyalty and fanboy-ism.

Got everything bolted up and squared away. New tires Friday and she'll be ready to ride.

Many thanks to @Pauly for coming by and helping me pick my bike up. I'd have been fucked without you brother.

Well fuck. Was installing my new shock and the bike fell off the stands. Bike being on its side actually made getting the new shock in way easier. Managed to get it partially up. Currently sitting on front fork stand and swingarm until I can find some help lifting the rear end up enough to get a spool stand under it. Of course I attempted this while I'm home sick from work with a cold because why the fuck not? Shoulda just stayed in bed and watched the expanse.

Extra points for the caddy shack reference.

#builtnotbought

Size large. Here's a pic in case you've never seen pants. Dog not for sale.

Size fat. Either L or XL, I'll check when I get home and edit post.

Replaced my summer pants because they dont zip to my new summer jacket (thanks trump). The brand is shadow, its competition accessories house brand. Black with some reflective accents. Nice pants, hip and knee armor. Knees are 3 position adjustable. 2 pockets, ballistic nylon where you would expect it. Flows really nice, lots of air comes through them. Given away as is with rain liner and gootch juice. Canton area.

So to recap: Free fucking jacket: 0 replies. Shit show over who locks up the thread: 6 replies. Fuck my life with a rented dick.

Gone. @Tonik lock it up.

Going to a guy at work for his kid if it fits.

Come on down, I'll get drunk and adjust your springy-boingers.

Involve local law enforcement and ex wife to retrieve rightful property from foreclosed home.

l Got a new summer jacket so it's time to pay this one forward to someone who needs it. AGV Sport mesh and perforated leather jacket size XL. Has armor in shoulders and elbows and minimum padding in back, but does have a speed bump. Its black and silver and I may be able to dig up the waterproof liner that goes in it. The arms were always a bit roomy for me, which is why I replaced it. I'm 5'8 220 and it fits everywhere else just fine, the arms are just very long. Never been wrecked, is a little dirty but still a fantastic piece of the gear for the price, I think it was near $250 new. I'm local to the canton area if you want to come get it, or you can wait til the meet at my place on saturday April 27th.

Wow, you suck.

Geezer glide or the sport bike?