Gixxus Christ!

Idk, just do.

It's 2am and a car pulls up with no lights on and parks with the motor running while 2 guys exit the vehicle and run toward a line of parked cars. They weren't up to anything good, I can assure you. And all 3 were white.

Welcome to 2012....

People are dicks. They get worse behind the wheel. For some reason the general public (gp from here on out) has this ego trip where they believe that they are the only ones doing the right thing on the freeway. The gp generally regards sport bikes as 'some asshole on a crotch rocket'. Doesn't matter what you do. If they're in the left lane they feel that that's as fast as anyone should go...they regard anyone going faster as an asshole....it's an ego thing....people are self righteous dicks and think they're doing what's best for everyone by camping in the left lane doing 3 over. Cruiser people generally don't like sport bikes...mostly because they believe that a motorcycle is supposed to be loud and shiny and a great way to get a tan. They believe that it's more safe to ride at 65 in a tank top and jeans than to do 80 in full gear. Some have bought into the mentality so much that they just rubber-stamp anyone on 'Jap crap' as an asshole because they haven't bought into the same mentality. My advice is to practice one-handed wheelies, then just pass them up on one while either simulating masturbation or felatio with the other hand. Don't worry, it's not like they'll ever catch up.

Gag....

And here's a wearable that's actually useful to ORDN. http://elitedaily.com/news/technology/bracelet-measures-drunkness-alerts-friends/759059/

Now I want waffles.

Bump. Seriously. ...If every active member chipped in a buck it would make a huge difference. There is no minimum donation Don't be a dick, be a dude. It's a few bucks.

Maybe for a high school girl. 7 second boosted bandit 1200 for the win.... "Just take it easy through the first 4 gears"

[Respect fist bump] fair enough, you can take that shit back out of your dick hole. I work in the aerospace sector and would never point a laser at an aircraft... I'll wear a cape if you make me one, but it best be made from luxurious materials.

I didn't use any lasers. I never even suggested it. Did you not read the thread? In case you didn't, it's not about your beef with laser pointers, so stuff that shit up your dick hole and start a thread about them if that's your beef. /fucking thread.

Busa. Sink or swim bitch.....sink or swim.

TLDR. Nobody gives a fuck about your laser shit. I stopped a property theft and likely scared 3 scum fuck thieves badly enough to make them think twice about trying that shit again in my neighborhood. /thread

This dude sold me on the ram x mount (btw j, why you no call?) He rides at much retard up 71, dicing up traffic like so many onions in preparation for guacamole. I digress. Ram. X mount.

This....kinda I know plenty of guys and girls who started out on a 600 supersport. It can be done...but not advisable. A 250 or 500 is a lot more forgiving in terms of mistakes....it's nearly impossible to loop a ninja 250, you have to do it almost on purpose. Vs a 600 supersport where you can loop it accidentally just by getting throttle happy in 1st or 2nd. The braking seems to be more forgiving too....not saying it's night and day but if you panic brake a ninja 500 it won't immediately throw you over the bars.

I will when you quit running your man-pleaser.

Just so long as he doesn't wear clown makeup and stab people.

How is that fun?

I've taken mine up to 140 with no issue. Also taken it through the shitty parking lot at work that gets pounded by semi trucks on the regular. Some people rig up a safety tether if their phone/case has a lanyard ring on it somewhere but they're really sturdy mounts.

Nobody likes you period, shit dick.

Dude gsxkat1100 has a set of stock busa mufflers. I thought he pm'd you.

My long time friend and tattoo artist Jason has started a fund raiser for himself, and it's a good cause. His 12 yr old son lives with his mother in michigan in a 1 bedroom apt in sub standard conditions. J can't get much done about that from his side because = Michigan so he wants to hire a lawyer, get custody and get a 2 bedroom for him and his boy. He works full time at a tattoo shop but the money isn't always steady. Take a few minutes, throw him a few bones if you can and help support a very worthy cause. http://www.gofundme.com/ec10fo

There ain't shit to steal in my car. Factory wheels,Factory radio, no subs, nothing inside. I do worry that my windows may get broke before they realize my car is empty.

Ram mount x grip ftw.

Someone has sand in his vagina.