Gixxus Christ!

Shit. High of 48, 50% rain. Might have to call it off, you fuckers ain't coming inside my house.

Too big in every aspect. I honestly think it was a mistake, jacket fits great in the waist and shoulders, but arms are too long and way too loose, and it's not like I have skinny arms. My Joe Rocket leather leaves welts on my arms if I wear it too long.

Looking to replace my summer jacket this year, there's nothing wrong with it, just never really fit me right in the arms. It's an agv sport mesh and perforated leather jacket. I'd love to find something similar to it that doesn't hang off of me in places like this one does. So who loves what they have?

@Tonik, I have a 50 lb bag of distillers malt I'd like to part with if your son is interested. Priced to move.

Finally started putting the upgraded forks together for the bandit. Then realized the copper washers I have won't clear the bore, so sorta stopped there. Got the spring spacers cut, gold valves have been finished for a while now. If I can source a set of 10mm copper washers tomorrow I can have them built. Maybe.

Not without your tight Asian lady-boy ass it isn't.

Just pack a nice thermos of warm soup in your purse, you'll be fine.

I had to come up with some interesting approaches to get mine to work. The tech did not like the signal my dyna ignition module put out, the needle would just go all over the place. I got a rotary encoder from koso and hooked it to the tach cable, then ran that to the gauge and it worked fine til it burnt up. Finally what worked was tying into one of the hot leads from the stator for signal and telling the gauge the motor has 6 cylinders. For the speedo, I had to take my rotor bolts to my dads and use his lathe to drill holes in the heads to accept the magnets, then used the mounting bolt for the old speedo cable to mount the hall effect sensor. Works like a charm.

Been running contimotion om my bandit for the last 4 years or so. They wear nicely and are grippy enough for my riding abilities, which are nothing spectacular.

Already got a koso TNT multifunction gauge and drag bars.

By ride I assume you mean lead a caravan of parts trucks, mechanics, marketing wanks and a mobile closet full of do-rags, t shirts, belt buckles and anal beads emblazoned with the bar and shield.

Ninja 1000

No, this is definitely from falling off the trailer. The front strap stayed attached. Back strap broke while braking hard which transferred a ton of weight to the front of the bike, then when the truck stopped and the suspension relaxed the bike stepped forward and hung off the trailer by the headers. The bandit wasn't so lucky, it went vertical right off the front and got pinned under the tongue of the trailer. Bent forks, twisted triple clamps. Got most of that sorted. I already bought new fork legs, springs and some cartridge emulators for the old Honda, now its time to get a new top clamp, saw off all the OEM gauge mounts, grind them smooth and powder coat it.

Oops

Both top fork clamps. Cracked straight through. Must have happened when it fell off the trailer last year. I rode the bike home 30 miles like this. Guess it's a good thing the bottoms were good and tight.

Both top fork clamps. Cracked straight through. Must have happened when it fell off the trailer last year. I rode the bike home 30 miles like this. Guess it's a good thing the bottoms were good and tight.

Bringing at least one bike home today.

Gayer than 9 guys blowing 10 guys.

Giggity 8 lbs before cooking. My meat will be expertly handled when @Tonik shows up.

You can cook pasta and love on the dogs...and let me ride your duc.

It doesn't, I just like my curry joke. Try slam-shifting it yet?

Assembled in America. Made in india.

So that's 3. Tonic, bring enough pork and buns for 5 people. Bring enough bourbon for 12. Lube is at your discretion.

Can I get a head count? Also can I get some head? Also, who's helping with meat this year, need to tie that in with the head count so we're not left with pounds of uneaten pork. Also, the beers on tap will be whatever I have left in my kegs, which is an American pale ale, a German kolsch and a German maibock lager that didn't turn out fantastic. Fucking completely unprepared this year, work is crazy, home life is crazy, I'm crazy.... it's still gonna happen, just gonna be more shit show than gangbang.

Might be low on curry.