I tried getting pounded by 2 of these at Dicks.
https://www.amazon.com/Theragun-Percussive-Treatment-Stimulator-Performance/dp/B07QKNYHMP?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1&psc=1
I'm very tempted to pay for one of the options.
Actually I have a tab open for the chase freedom card that gives you $150 if you spend $500 in the 1st 3 months...
https://creditcards.chase.com/a1/freedom/apply150/affiliates