Pauly
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I have a buddy that reprogrammed his GPS to swear at him. "Make a u-turn" became "Turn this damn boat around", and stuff like that. It was pretty entertaining.
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Cause he rides street, Bitch!
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Damn. I want to be a European...wait, scratch that. Damn. I want to be a Canadian Motorcycle Cop.
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And chicks with dicks... YEAH!!
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Be careful. They might find out you are not really not an asshole.
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That is fucking brilliant. John totally beat my brass balls.
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Bullshit. Every bike you ride has rider AIDS.
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Because you and Tim can't let it go.
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I challenge you in all aspects of life.
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I doubt it at this point. The BMW is here to stay. The Voyager will go eventually, but it is just about perfect for 2-up touring and it is in damn-near perfect condition. When the time comes, it will be replaced with a luxury tourer of some kind. I want to see how well the Goldwing ages. I was looking at 900 Multistradas, but the lack of weather protection and a maintenance-free drivetrain dropped its appeal for my current needs. The BMW just blows it away in ride quality, too. (which was a real shock to me, honesty). I expected the GS to be this gigantic, hard to operate, slug of a bike. It is 100% not that in any sense of the word. Will I take it into the woods? Probably not on purpose, but that may change after a couple seasons. For now, the Hyper will be my hooligan bike. I really enjoy it and see no immediate reason to dump it. The GS might change my mind, but time will tell.
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I must be missing something, because I don't get a "track vs street" vibe on this forum. I see it as friendly mocking of that minsdet, rather than a staunchly planted "fuck track guys" flag. I see a "Groms are fucking stupid" trend, but that is because Groms are fucking stupid.
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You are forgetting about the 20+ other riders vying for that same corner at the same time.
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The Voyager isn't going anywhere, but the Ducati might not make the cut. I don't know how this is going to play out just yet.
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Your bike felt weird from the moment I sat on it. I think it was the long reach, really. The GS was a little bit of a reach, too..but not as pronounced as your bike. I bought a riser kit and it feels pretty good now. I doubt I will replace the Hyper with it, but folklore tells of a strong sport presence that is surprisingly adept. I am anxious to get it down south. I didn't buy it for that, though. I will use it while traveling for work and for solo sport touring. Sort of trying to do both at the same time.
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You're such a fucking punk.
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Technically?... not free coffee. A young man decided peddling drugs in front of my house was a good idea. I started mowing the grass strapped with an open carried 1911. He moved on to a more accommodating neighborhood. (Also another +1 for open carry, but that is a discussion for another forum.)
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Now THAT is an excellent way to fuck up.
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I see the upside, but can overlook the absence of cruise on a weekend carver, but no modern bike with "touring" in mind should be without cruise control. I know my reaction time is slower just because I am used to rolling off throttle to slow down. I just started leaving myself more room to make adjustments. No need for emergency maneuvers if you don't create a nesting ground for an emergency. I know this isn't fail proof, but it certainly decreases opportunity. I rode for a decade without cruise and it was probably a good thing. I cannot say with certainty that it would have invited chaos, but I did rearend a parked car on the Blue Ridge. I am kind of dumb sometimes. Not sure "new rider" should take credit for the outcomes caused by "dumb human".
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Sport touring bikes without cruise are dumb. Sport bikes without it give me mixed feelings.
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The Wing is finally a contender. It is finally not a giant, bulbous Boomer mover. Honda is facing the same shit HD has been. They were forced to create a tourer that was not the previous Wing. It was a good bike, but not a "holy shit I should buy that" bike. We want reliable, fast, top-tier tech machines in this generation. The same old recycled Pacific Coasts just won't do.
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Paging JewBear. @Likwid, your bike needs defended.
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In my defense, I had not looked at them enough to go to a dealership or test ride one. I was browsing HD forums and YouTube videos to see if I really wanted to go that route. I was also looking at touring BMWs, but I am not man enough for a bike like that.
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Government bailouts are why HD is still here. I was looking at Ultra Classics and Road Glides before Jim offered up the Voyager. Saved me about $10k going with a "plastic bike" over the real thing. Zero regrets. I have a stereo, but I use it about 10% of the time, or less. One, it sounds like shit..two, I am too cheap to buy the Aux plug and hate everything on the radio. (except Rush)
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Maybe he likes sloppy seconds?
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I want one of these. Le Sigh... Someday!