Pauly

I am, but I have a thing in Z'ville at 9:00 am to be at.

Just about finished with this project. Renthal Street bars, Rhinomoto bar ends and a CRG Blindspot to keep me legal. Ripped out the HID ballast that the previous owner left behind. Something had been rattling around the last time I rode it. I saw the glue let go from his install, so no need to keep that annoying modification. I also tossed on the OEM screen (thanks, @Tonik) to see if it keeps my helmet in cleaner air. If not, I may cut it down a little. I need soft luggage for the Gap trip, but all other systems are go for launch. Yes, I know the chain is rusty. I will wipe it down some other time.

Zero chance that is gonna Fit.

I was thinking the "MaxiPad-Powered Fishin' & Bitchin' Express Route, With Low Turnout unOfficial Fuck Mom And Her Stupid Dinner Plans Who Really Bringin' Donuts Tho? Saturday Only Unless It Rains Then What? No Way This Is Fittin' On A T- Shirt Fuck @Casper Ride.

Since @2talltim deleted all the pertinent details, anybody care to let us know when this ride begins? There is a first-aid clinic (tourniquet trauma) happening that morning at Genesis Hospital, in Zanesville. I am signed up for that, but it ends at 10:30.

His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

I will be on the Yamaha. No room for donuts.

TOSRV is the weekend of 18-19. Eat me. Date is set for May 11. Rain date is Mothers Day. If you cannot make it due to some irrational urge to visit your mother because you neglected her the rest of the year, then so be it.

Whew! Too large. Good luck with the sale. That is a nice old-school ride.

Frame size? (please be too big... please be too big)

I don't have any work scheduled until the week after Mothers Day. I have the next two weekends off... IN A ROW!! If it isn't raining, and I don't feel like cycling, I will be there.

Bye, bye.

Track days are cool, but I much prefer spending my time in the mountains looking at the scenery. Nothing wrong with being a track whore, in my opinion. I just don't have enough track bug itch to justify the expense. Mothers Day is a Hallmark holiday, anyway. Riding is always more important than commercialism. Mom will get over it.

I will take take the reigns. Ride happening. Rain or shine. No shirts. No food. No maps. Run what you brung. I may/may not be in attendance. Compaints can be made to the corporate office of @Casper. Fuck him, anyway.

No problem. I moonlight as a fluffer. I got you boys covered.

The old 1800 didn't have the new front end, right?

No, seriously... just bring the jar to my house. It is safer with me.

It happens, Sam. I wouldn't blame you for being offended, but I doubt anybody dissed you on purpose. It happens. You should probably put down the moonshine, though.

Dont lie. We all know I am worth the effort.

Thanks for hosting, Sam. If I hadn't ridden the bike I would have offered to stay and help finish that bourbon. You can bring some to me if you want. The food was tasty. Sometimes you have low participation. It happens. Thanks to John for the wedding cake.

If that was the case, could you really pick a side?

I am not setting sag. I am eating food and drinking beer.

Turdasaurus Flex

57 and rain means no bicycle. I might bring the Kaw. I probably will drive the car.

Sam, I will take a look on Saturday. Jim, go fuck yourself.