Pauly

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada.

You will never be accepted into the WingDing Club.

Sorry, Kent. This bike has made me grumpy and mean. I can't explain it. It just has this weird vibe like it used to be ridden by a fucking dickhead and his negative energy is still exuding hate from the grips. I hope it wears off soon.

What are you talking about?

Took the Whaleasaurus out for a few miles in the valley. Getting used to the weight and relaxed ergos was comical. My muscle memory kept my legs reaching behind the seat to shift, but most everything else fell into place relatively quickly. I am in love with cruise control and the stereo is also quite a nice feature. I like this bike way more than I thought I would. When the hell did I get so old?

You know... I have not named a bike since the 748. So, any name I give it should be enough to show I respect it.

My cats (Mouse and Hesher) onced lived happily as inside cats that went outside whenever they pleased. Then, Mouse decided he didn't want to use the litter box and began shitting on the floor in the basement. He and his counterpart are now permanent outside cats. Life is better with outside cats. He also likes being close to the garage. He feels safer knowing there is a giant Kawasaurus Rex inside to keep him safe.

I rode a Pacific Coast down US-250 and then a twisty road to Wytheville. Then rode it all day in GA and then home again. It was more competent than I was in the corners. Comfortable, too.

No. You have to ride your Playskool bike.

In person, it looks like a Pacific Coast just got home from basic training. Lean and mean. I think it looks good from every angle.

No. Jim doesn't want to get his wing dirty, so I traded him a blow-jay for donut duty. My mouth is still sore.

What are you talking about?

That is a Goldwing even I could love. Wow!

$250 fine for parking in that space. You disgust me.

Which track and organization?

It means you have some pressure. The light is not necessarily for "no pressure". It is a low pressure indicator warning. You probably have adequate pressure, but as of right now you have no idea.

How do you know you have oil pressure? Did you check it with a calibrated gauge?

Sportster 883 Low should be on the short list.

Don't blame me. I voted for a military coup.

Soft yes

Nobody here really rides in Cleveland. They all ride south towards the good roads.

If I am in town that weekend, I will be there. I will decide the group when I get there.

Congratulations!

You don't owe me an explanation. I am just giving you a hard time for making me sick. You and the FNG can hold hands and discuss "just bandit things" at the shindig. Don't worry.. I will manage the stereo.