Driving down the road today, I seem some stupid bitch coming at me holding her phone up, texting away. I can't stand this. Drive your fucking car. Quit dicking around with your phone. If you have to talk on it, that's fine. Don't jeopardize my safety and others around me by sending useless text messages while trying to drive your car.
So, being the asshole that I am, I leaned on my horn and gave my wheel a quick jerk towards her lane. I see her drop / throw the phone, put both hands back on the wheel, and pull quickly to the right away from my car, which she was really no where near to begin with. Looking in my rear view mirror, I see that she's almost stopped her car and then she starts back up again. Maybe that will teach her.
FYI, there were no other cars around us, otherwise I wouldn't have done it. Flame away...