Congrats!
Listen, I've said it before and I'll say it again...
Understand the following things and DO NOT try to understand the rest...
#1 - A Woman will NEVER be totally happy.
#2 - All Women will require medication at some point in their life. (if they realize this is another thing)
#3 - God gave women short feet for a reason, so they can stand closer to the stove and sink to cook and clean.
Also, try to call her a bad name atleast once a week...
I.E. - "Damn BITCH, this is some damn good dinner!"
You see, this way when you REALLY mean it "BITCH" doesn't sound so bad.
Good luck!