Devils Advocate

dude, rec leagues got nothing on church leagues. i used to play in a church basketball league, and it was BRUTAL! i was an all-ohio soccer player in high school, so i know a bit about competition, and i love it, but this stuff was just out.of.hand.

 

i would love to find a d-league indoor soccer team to get on. anyone need a fat, out of shape, used to be pretty damn good goalie who likes to tell jokes while making saves?

Youre my fave person.

Me! Me! I could do it. I will be there dressed nice.

You're also stupid. Bad Idea.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................

Ever since I sold my old cbr, I've regretted it every second, and since I'm poor/don't care about going super fast, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................

Wanna ride it to Chicago!?!??!?!!?!?

I already covered what happens when a family member died. She can be on WIC until she gets a job.

 

Damn hippies need to get a job.

 

Scott I have a rusty coat hanger with your name on it. ^_^

U Rang? I has Job.

Holy shit dude, You're alive/drive a new EVO?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?

PS: I miss u.

By the way, I just realized that you said "liberalism is based on feeling, not on fact...."

AND YOURE A DEVOUT CHRISTIAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh my Darwin, that made my day.

Liberalism is based on feeling, not fact. You are a blatant flaming, bleeding heart , Rainbow flag carrying, Jessie Jackson Lovin, Green peace sympathizer, Moveon.org member, Liberal.

 

2 eggs over easy, toast , and sausage... to go please!

I refuse to label myself with political buzzwords, as I dont need a group of people to create my opinions for me. I dont even know what moveon.org is, and I think Jesse Jackson should be in prison.

Look chief, I'm the friggin prince of interwebz arguments, and have been since before you even heard of CR. I dont need to prove myself by making fun of you in a hilarious way, I'll just keep making you look like an angry, evangelical nutjob and you can keep covering your ears and saying "NYAH NYAH NYAH I CANT HEAR YOU, JESUS IS TALKING 2 ME!1!"

PS: I'm not entirely sure what green peace does, but I'm pretty sure that you just tried to make me look like a bad person for advocating peace, and that makes you a shoe-in for the "everyone will be happy when I'm dead" club.

You have the same rhetoric eveyday. It is so predicatable. It seems your vocabulary is restricted to:

 

1. "Your closed minded"

2. "You hate people"

3. "You need to control other lives"

4. "You generalize"

 

When you come up with a new line that is not out of the moveon.org play book I will say a little more. Until then, replace the pot with LSD it will open your mind even more than it is now.

 

BTW,

 

I though McDonalds served more than 500 people in a day. Good for you anyhow.

Unlike you, I dont just make shit up to support my arguments, so if you're going to continue to be a thick-headed curmudgeon that thinks it's his calling to dictate how others live, you're going to continue to get called out for it. Ignoring a problem doesnt make it go away.

I havent ever tripped in my life, and dont plan to. Thanks for the scrip though, Doc!

BTW, The restaurant that I work for uses all organically raised meat, while the McDonalds you take your poor kids to pumps them full of chemicals and cow anus... Who is laughing now?

So you were talking about all time records... Then I said that from a michigan fans perspective, you dont have any right to talk shit to OSU fans, becaue we beat you again this year, at the big house.... so you bring up the last ten years/the fact that we didnt win the National title this year?

.....Wait.... I'm lost... did I miss a turn or something?

And you're really using Tom Brady as part of your argument? Really? Seriously?

god Jon your a dick....

 

 

 

and i miss you.

<3

you do make a good point about the osu/michigan in teh last 6 years/, but overall, michigan has still beat ohio state more............ and they CAN beat an sec team, just not a 1AA team. lol

 

GO TIGERS

 

 

Michigan leads the series all time 57-41-6

 

Michigan has been shut out in 11 games in the rivalry. Ohio State has been shut out 26 times

 

Most wins (869) and highest winning percentage (.745) in NCAA Division I-A football history

 

The most conference championships of any college football program in any conference (42)

 

The most winning seasons (110

 

The most undefeated seasons in Division 1-A football (25

 

One of the highest all-time strength of schedule rating in college football

 

 

Just a few facts for you osu fans

 

 

 

By the way, whos pro team is 16-0????????????

So uh...Back when OSu had beaten UM for like the first time in awhile, the whole "all time stats" thing kinda sorta worked, but now that you guys havent beaten us in 5 years, it's completely lost it's current relevance. Please find something else, thanks.

PS: Your patriots statement makes me sick, and doesnt even belong in a thread about college football.

You are such an incredible asshole. Do you realize that? Who the fuck do you think you are to talk to or about anyone like that? Youre a dick, seriously. I hope you get hit by a fucking truck for saying such things about people i consider to be my family.

Werent you just on here a week or two ago talking about how you were gonna fire everyone/call the cops? Color me confused.

I dont wish any physical harm on you... might wanna calm the hell down?

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yarr

you washed up piece of trash i will own you and anyone

 

halo 1-3.

 

ya.

Next time Im in ohio, you and a buddy vs me and a buddy, 200$.

 

I dont understand how im a "Glorified Pizza Jocky"... i run a succesful business.

 

What do you run? Other than your mouth that is... http://smiliesftw.com/x/goyou.gif

You run a team of lowlifes that make pizzas... thus, you're a glorified pizza jockey.

See? That was simple.

Also, plz dont argue with me about cookin teh foodz.

Hhahahahahahahahahahaha os WHO

Really? WE BEAT YOUR TEAM, IN THE BIG HOUSE!

WE LOST OUR HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER FROM LAST YEAR, WHO WON A GAME THAT YOU GUYS SAID WAS ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS IN OUR HOME STADIUM! YOU KEPT YOUR ALL-STAR RUNNINGBACK AND 4 YEAR QB, AND STILL LOST AT HOME! PROBABLY TIME TO STOP TALKING SHIT!

I typed it in all caps to increase the chance that my logic would seep through that fat head of yours.

Ill take two championship game trips in a row, everyone else can brag about winning the Advertisment bowls.

Do you have anything new to say? You sound like a broken record!

Thats all you got?

You are a sad, sorry old man. Wasn't even worth it to get on here to check this thread.

Have you once seen me post an endorsement for Huckabee... Nope.

Look at my sig you fool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

If people like you laugh at me go right ahead. The last people I want to impress are your generation. Go smoke some more pot and contribute little as possible to society, we will be better off.

 

 

 

 

:funny: Columbus Metro library has the bible in the Non-fiction section... look it up! :nutkick:

 

 

Sorry about you luck play again in the next thread.

Contribute less to society? I feed 500 people a day, I'd say that fulfilling one of the needs essential to life is contributing just as much as somebody who cracks backs for a living. What else do you bring to the table? Sweeping generalizations, stereotyping, and the incessant need to control the way other people live? Thanks man... Thats awesome.