I've walked in with the manufacturers part number in hand, "I need BR9EGV"
"what year and model car is that for"
That's irrelevent, I need that part number
"well I need a year and car to do this"
Ok Brrrrraaaaddd! 1993 Mazda RX-7
"turbo or non-turbo"
Turbo, they didn't make them without! Oh! That's right, you weren't even born yet.
"that part # is not listed. Are you sure you have the right #?"
Yes, I know that. That's why I brought the part # with me. The car only has a few stock parts left on it.
"that part is listed for a motorcycle"
Yes, I know. now give me the part.
"We have that at our east siberian store, I can have it for you tomorrow by 2pm"
Fuck! I hate you