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  1. I damn near fell asleep in my first MRI. If it wasn't for the hot as hell russian blonde tech and trying to hide my raging boner.....
  2. Nicer? A warm and fuzzy Howard? You wanna fight?
  3. Ohio is an "at will employment" employment state. At-will employees may be terminated for any reason, so long as it's not illegal. If your company has a written policy banning firearms on company property, which if you look closely at your employee manual/handbook will probably be there, you might not want try and play this game with them. Even if you find a loophole, you probably will end up losing.
  4. Allllright then. Please return you seat and tray table to the upright position and see your way outta this thread. Thankyouverymuch!
  5. Greetings, from another fan of German engineering! Just Googled your Dyno on YouTube! Nice!
  6. Oh, Fuck No Ben! That shit is hilarious. Too bad very few will get the Shampoo(Pert) reference
  7. Nope, if I was it would have said : "I'll eat a dick!"
  8. Eat a dick! I happen to know this shit very well. It's part of my job. However, it is easier to cut and paste from a google search, than type it out while I'm at work.
  9. Which Johnnie Walker? Red, Black, Green, Gold, Blue, King George V? Jack is sour mash whiskey, Beam is a bourbon whiskey. There is a difference. Tennessee Whiskey is often confused with Kentucky Bourbon, but there are subtle differences. Bourbon must be made from a mixture of at least 51% corn (it cannot be a straight corn whiskey) with the balance of the mash being from malted barley or other small grains like rye. Tennessee Whiskey works the same equation, requiring that at least 51% of the whiskey must be made from one grain, but it doesn't matter if that grain is corn, wheat or rye. Jack Daniels Old Time Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey is made from about 80% corn mash. Like Kentucky Bourbons, this whiskey is aged in newly charred wood barrels. Unlike Kentucky Bourbons, however, this whiskey is filtered through a 10-to-12 foot layer of ground up charcoal made from charred sugar maple wood. The result is a whiskey that that has impurities removed, and a whiskey that benefits from the additional flavoring of sugars that are leeched into the spirit as it passes through the maple charcoal.
  10. Modifications DO NOT void the warranty on the entire car. The only voids they can do is if the part is in some way affecting the malfunction. These usually involve engine, emissions, steering, and suspension. Usually a call to the customer assistance center will get the ball rolling in your direction.
  11. The bolded terms above are subject to socio-economic status, and geographic local! I go $3-5 bucks depending on whether they have to transverse a mine field!
  12. What is the point of including his race in this? Discuss
  13. Parked: Murceilago, Gallardo, F40, 550, Modena, Mondial, DB9, Bentley Continental, R8, M everything, GT350 vert, Countless Mercedes, NSX, Porsches, BMWs, Audis, et al. Never took anything out of a car. Got a 200 dollar tip for Driving a drunken member home in his NSX. Hot boxed a sales weasel's mini van. Hid mussels under the rear seat of a CJ7 on a 95 degree stretch of 3 days. Had to help more than one idiot get the key out of the Saab center console. (You have to put it in reverse with the key off)
  14. Not a big BBQ sauce fan...Dry rub FTW! We carry both the Mongomery Inn, and Sweet Baby Rays sauce. Sweet Baby Rays hands down!
  15. I'm Scottish and German. I need no reason to drink....or kill you either!
  16. Dunno, Dunno, you call me bendejo!
  17. http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=43053 http://mancide.net/scion/tech/
  18. http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=79677
  19. Se me permite beber unas cervezas!
  20. WERD! I gots major skillz with my meet, too!
  21. I'd love to, but I'm just passing 40 hours at work since Thursday morning. I'm seeing sleep in my future.
  22. FAIL! The color is scarlet, bonehead! Is this a homosexual reference?
  23. Did you give her a $2 tip? I swear she said $10 for the both of us!
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