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Yesterday, I attended the funeral of a close friend who passed in his sleep the previous Sunday. I left Plain City, the site of the service, at 7:30pm, arriving home at 8:00pm.I immediately prepped the FD for a tuning session an awaited Tony’s call. At 9:15pm Tony called, and I left the house. Pulling out of the housing development, I prepared to turn left from Galloway Road onto eastbound West Broad Street. I suddenly hear screeching tires and see a red Plymouth skidding around the corner and end up in my lane (the left turn lane), coming right at me. He hit me head on. Fortunately a Franklin County Sherriff was in the intersection and witnessed the accident. He immediately pulled the driver from the vehicle, cuffed, and stuffed him. Just then, another driver pulls over and says that the Plymouth had hit another car down the street, by the Hospital, and had fled. The driver was Hispanic, gave 3 different names to the sheriff, and was un-licensed and uninsured. CPD arrived and took jurisdiction. In chatting with the sheriff, he stated that the driver has a “skirmish” at a bar on W. Broad and brandished a Machete. He fled the bar, and subsequently caused 2 accidents, including mine. CPD impounds the car and tells me to call to get mine towed. Meanwhile the driver has now pissed himself in the CPD car. Almost 2 hours, and 4 phone calls later my tow truck arrives. CPD is already gone. As the tow driver is hooking my vehicle, a woman in a grey cavalier slides around the left side of the tow truck, IN THE GRASS, and skids directly at me. I do a heisman pose as I climb her bumper and onto her hood. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you”. It was a fucking flatbed tow truck with flashing yellow lights and his high beams on! Needless to say, my FD is fucked. I’ll post pics sometime this weekend.

LIAR! *poor french accent* I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Post again, and I will taunt you a second time!

How about some practice? I was kinda hoping to bat for the cycle soon.

Rrrrrrrrrrowwwww baby! We'd make a cute couple! http://gregproops.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Proops/GregProops054.thumb.jpg

I would doubt he could have the FD together this quick. And, If it was a turboed LSx, I also doubt he would have any traction without tubbing it and running perhaps a cobra rear end (kits are available).

Just spending the last day in Fla. with my parents and got a copy of the geneology my moms been working on for years. I just saw a copy of my great great grandfather's Civil War enlistment papers, as well as an arrest report, including the forged document, when he wrote himself a weekend pass. CLASSIC! BTW. His spelling was about as good as some of the tools on this forum.

If you can find the previous registered owners name and address, send a registered letter. If it is signed for and they does not respond in 90 days (IIRC) you can file for the title as an abandoned vehicle. The requirements are different between car dealers, repair facilities, and private citizens. Check the Ohio revised code for more details: http://onlinedocs.andersonpublishing.com/oh/lpExt.dll?f=templates&fn=main-h.htm&cp=PORC

Myles is DAMN GOOD pizza!

Do you have a Website? Where in Hilliard?

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I won't make the cruise, but I may require a sacrificial lamb to test my low boost settings a little later.

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26658&highlight=paint Sorry Joe, I had to. kekekekekekekeke

I take it vocabulary wasn't part of that class. trav·es·ty An exaggerated or grotesque imitation, such as a parody of a literary work. Oh, and here's a bonus for you. i·ro·ny when an author says one thing and means something else

Me: http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/crankyankers/characters/cy_specialed_m4.jpg

Last time I brought the car out to the east side: Untuned, PIG rich 90+% freeway, no full WOT pulls Sunoco 94 9.355 MPG

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Um, you better hope mine gets dialed in or the chance that he'll get to yours is slim.

Why is it in the impound lot? Anyway, I'd recommend you be there with a flatbed tow truck and watch where the driver hooks it. Thanks to my last tow, I have to replace my oil pan.

Nevermind.

Shawn check your PMs

Verizon.

My step daughter has destroyed her second phone within 2 months. I'm looking for a $50 or less phone to get for her. What you gots?

No t-shirt, but I'd like to give you a kick in the nuts for the headache that your post gave me. Try and type like an adult, please! This is not AIM. Oh, by the way, the Classroom section is for introductions and welcomes for newbs. Try introducing yourself there first.