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I'd rather hit turbo slut than those two nasty hoes. They all 3 make my skin crawl. Oh shit. I had to dredge that name up again!

Brake fluid

negative eleventy billion geek points for you! To be entirely correct the answer would be L-Tryptophan

I was already planning to bring the sticks. My Boss's father is GM at the Pheonix C.C.

Marriott @ the airport bitches. That's 0.7 miles from the Doubletree. SEE YOU THERE!

Fixed that for you Shaun.

I feel for ya.......wait, no I don't. I think video games are a huge waste of brain power and time. Go read a book and get over it.

Sold!

Oh wait, I know who this........nevermind. Joe, You know how lucky I have it, but you have to realize there are different types of relationships. I have an old friend who has the shortest leash known to man. Yes it is an extreme case, but some women will do almost anything to seperate thier man from the rest of the known world. Especially if they don't have the kohones to stand up for themselves, or have a past which cast jealousy or doubt about thier intentions. Let me digress and state that this probably is not the case in your associate's situation. You more than likely have left off several mitigating factors such as several small children, or other agreed upon responsibilities that need attended to. Relationships, for the most part, are like banks. You make deposits into an "emotional bank account". These can be anything from a simple gesture like saying "you look beautiful", to other things like suprising her by taking her out for dessert after she's made dinner, to buying her something nice (yeah jewelry works well). Throughout a period of time you also make withdrawls. Now get this though, things you may think are insignificant can be HUGE withdrawls. A simple smart-ass comment, taken the wrong way, can empty your account in a hurry. Remember, they are women and it'll never make complete sense. Now lets use the previous info in an example. John Dough has a wife, 3 kids under 10 years old and a nice house in a quiet neghborhood. He works 50 hours a week, is in night school for an advanced degree. He still has his Mustang he built and raced before he met his wife. This means he has very little one on one time with his wife after his normal day, which means his "emotional bank account" normally teeters at a zero balance. No matter what deposits are made, even small things, like going out into the garage to tinker, can cause an overdraft. Bigger things like an evening out can nearly bankrupt him without some serious planning and forethought. This all being said, you must adjust your paradigm to understand what each person has on their plate, and how it affects their world. P.S. You NEVER say you need to ask the wife. Most of us have the courtesy to ask/tell them, we just neglect to mention that part to our buddies.

I am an OSU alumni and die-hard fan. I am appalled at what I see almost every home game I attend. Unfortunately there will always be drunken, classless fans surrounding the stadium before the game, and in it during the game. And for those of you who think that this does not include students, your dead wrong. I sat directly behind an idiot student (yes he confirmed he was a student with his Buck-ID) in the student section for the Minnesota game. He was hammered and had absolutely no interest in the fact that a game was happening 15 rows in front of him. He saw someone with a Michigan shirt on and screamed "your a fucking asshole". Then another person with a Kent State shirt on got the same abuse. In fact he never faced the field. He just stood chattering and incessantly clapping the ENTIRE first half, annoying everyone around him, until the girl next to him finally hit him and told him to shut the fuck up. He still reverted back every 2 or 3 minutes, but the rest of the crowd surrounding him joined in chastizing him until he left in the middle of the 3rd quarter. I know this type of thing happens at other venues, in other states, but I've watched the behavior get worse and worse as "the game" is played later. I emplore those who attend this saturday's tailgate/game to show some class, yet I realize that there is nothing any of us can do to affect it. GO BUCKS!

I may be interested. I'll call you.

Cross contamination for $1000, Alex. What is a foodborne illness, quick loss, diet plan!

Not a founding member here but an early one. Then: Director of Fixed operations with Saturn West. Drove the mint red TII RX7 that we stole, on trade, from a customer. DD was a 2001 Honda Accord. Remembering the night both Anthony and I missed 3rd and lost to Aaron's sprayed Cavy. Bwahahahahahahaha! Now: Director of Special Events at Muirfield Village Golf Club. Still own the FD in my sig, athough it's been crushed. DD is a 00 Audi A4 1.8T Quattro

My wife can't cook worth a fuck, but I can. This is a recipe I got from a master chef. It yields a perfect rare, to medium rare, roast. You can cook the slices individually if there is some freak who likes it well done. Let roast sit at room temp for at least 30 mins. Pre-heat oven to 425. Combine 1 tbl each of Salt, Pepper, and Garlic powder. Add 1/2 teaspoon of sugar (promotes caramelization). Rub the outside of the Rib and place in a roasting pan. (Do not use a non-stick pan) Place in 425 degrees oven for 15 minutes. Then reduce oven temp to 325 degrees until internal temp reaches 120 degrees. Remove Rib and let rest for 15 minutes.Slice and enjoy!

I'm so gonna own you fuckers with my concrete bench! Perfect 50/50 weight distribution! http://www.theparkcatalog.com/mmPARK/Images/154-1197big.jpg

....Coffee. Hot, Black, and Bitter. ....French. Submissive. ....Planets. Where Uranus is easily located.

FIXED! Sorry Joe, I know you admit to a spelling problem but I had to fix that. It just bugged the fuck out of me. Anyhow, I like certain places for specific dishes. Very few places have the combination of menu, consistancy, percieved value, and atmosphere that draw me there. These are in no particular order: Columbus Fish Market Salvis Bistro The Refectory (#1 romantic but expensive) Max and Ermas (wife's favorite) El Vaquero Handke's Cuisine (basement is soooooooo cool too) Favorite dishes that bring me back to others: Lamb Korma and Naan: Taj Palace Fort Worth Ribeye and the Rolls: Texas Roadhouse (cant get a better $12 steak with all the fixins, wife's #2 favorite place) Bahama Mama Burger: Schmidts Wings, Lucky's General Tsao's Chicken, Ding Ho Rock Filet and the Beer, The Elevator Do you mean the one with Butterburgers? There is one here in town near Hilliard Rome Road and Renner, across from the Thuper Wal Mart.

Tengo que darte la enhorabuena, Norberto!

...who crushed my FD, AND HE'S PLEADING NOT GUILTY! http://www.fcmcclerk.com/Pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.docket_lst?3262079 For those who do not know the CPD failed to properly identify the Latino who hit me by not processing him downtown, even though he had no license, no ID, no insurance, and spoke no english. But the did give him a ride "home". Of course, he failed to appear for court and a warrant was issued. Not that it's gonna help my situation in any way, but I'm subpeonaed as a witness. At least I can help to punish the fucker. He'll just serve his time, pay the fine ,and dissapear. So a civil case is a waste of time.

Ah, the rare but extremely toxic element FARTONIUM! Fartonium (far tone ee yum) Number 7.5 on the Periodic Table of Elements An unaturally occuring element created when bodily toxins in the form of methane gas, including small particulates of fecal matter, are expelled and mixed with shower steam. This element is highly toxic and causes instantainoius choking on your own bile and the overwelming urge to fling open the shower curtain/door and convulsively gasp for air. An extremely rare but lethal isotope of this element can be created by the ingestion of massive amounts of cheap beer, a campus gyro, and White Castles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine

Why do I envision you as a 6"0", 160lb whiter than white guy with patches of scruff on your chin (cuz you can't grow a full beard) wearing your baggy jeans 4 inches below you boxers, sporting a XXXL Michigan heavy coat and flat brimmed baseball cap (turned sideways), and blinging a silver rope chain about the size of your forearm?

*wimper* I'm out for a while.......a long while.

Seemed like a good idea at the time, didn't it? Ah, Good times. Good times......

I'm off on Sunday. I'm in if I do not have to move the entertainment center again, unless I'm the one giving it a push from the top of the stairs. Please Ben, no surprises when the furniture is moved! ie Kyle's house?!?! How much spackle do you need to fill in the quarter dents?