Daytime: Coffe. Lots of it.
Evening: If with the wife, port (she hates beer, so no fun time if I smell like a budweiser)
No wife, Bud ice, Chimay, hen's tooth, anything that still has the yeast in it.
Liquor: Titos FTW. Also yeager and makers mark.
I had a similar peoblem with a local cat trying to attack my fuzwad through the patio screen door. I waited in the bedroom (directly above the patio) with an air rifle. One pump is not enough to penetrate , just get its attention. It wont come near our place now. It will go acroos the street to avoid our place.
The buick may not be the fastest thing in the world, but low 15s in a 4 door land yacht isnt to bad.
Pulling a 17' boat and still walking some fuckstick in a honduh made it even better.
mmmm, sliders....
I ususally get chicken rings and other shit with them, so 12 is a good sitting.
I think I will be eating at WC tonight, as I am suddenly hungry for some doubles w/ bacon and jalopneos.
Plug a regular monitor into you laptop's VGA port, make sure you have video out there. If you do, check the microswitch that the lid switches when it is closed. If the switch is bad, the backlight wont turn on.
Just some posibilities.