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A trifle bit more retarded than, Facebook, it is an area of the internet where emo kids go to e-cry on one another's myspace accounts, attempt to have the most alternative title, and attempt to be friends with the most bands no one likes or has heard of. That, and creepy old guys that solicit sex as 16/m/cali from girls who don't know better. Basically its the ugliest circlejerk you never want to see.

Anyone ever see that professional freerunning video, "Jump London"? That shit was just as insane,but this kid definitely has extreme talent.

That might be a little much. Consider these factors: Do you have a history with that particular manufacturer? Do you have a history with that particular dealer? Is their stock abundant or somewhat limited - are you having a hard time finding what you want, or do they have what you want in 5 different colors, for instance? In general, is demand high for the car? Do they have a lot of the 05 year model? Do they have any demo cars that meet your requirements? Consider those questions/factors when thinking about it. That is what the dealers always think about.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." 11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me" 12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry," 13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God. 14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!

I usually just jack off on the afflicted area, then completely put it out of mind...it takes care of itself.

Key word there being "supposed." Pretty much word for word, a conversation I had with an officer in an unmarked vehicle patrolling the Allston-Brighton area of Boston looking for parties to bust up (perfectly normal occurance). Me: (quietly to my friend) "Looks like the undercover po." Cop: "YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME MOTHERFUCKER" Me: "Me? I didn't say anything to you." Cop: "You wanna mouth off to me, you little shit?" Me: "I think you heard someone else, I didn't say anything." Cop: "Get the fuck over here if you have something to say to me. Get the fuck over here you son of a bitch." <I walk over to the car> Cop: "What the fuck is your problem, fucker?" Other Cop: (to me, calmly) "Just take a walk...get outta here." Yeah. I realize this is boston, but I'm just that much more fearful of cops nowadays.

I would most definitely hit that. I bet she's the one French woman without a wolverine growing between her legs.

if it ever gets done, the Dirty Old Mopar I think is one of the classic sleepers. A small 2-door Daytona hatch with a 4-banger. Scratched paint, shitty everything, even the wing is torn off. I think if that thing ran a mid-12 (yeah, I know that's slow for here) it'd be a sleeper. I define sleeper as someone who knows little about cars would take one look at the car and immediately assume it is slow.

Okay...have you ever encountered an angry black female? That is an experience I would never like to have again. Much less if she was wearing a badge and packing a 9mm. Less intelligent black lady > your mom, in terms of "scare the fuck out of people who break the law" factor.

corrected, and agreed

quoted for reinforcement of ironic retardation

Maybe I'll bring the 97 Slowica out to see who's boss. My Daytona is the slowest car on CR. The motor is in the passenger seat:o.

what the fuck

Haha I just imagined a GTA-like sequence in which Sam is racing around the city and I steal a military Apache and hunt his ass down. generation raised by video games FTW!!!

i'm not sure if I can believe that. It is just so incredibly reminiscent of an "iwillbeking270" situation that I can't believe it. Someone probably just hacked his account and did that.

hahaha greatest comeback evar

myspace for the lose. facebook now has a HS version too, and college and hs people can interact without retarded userID's and gay animations and backgrounds

Pardon me, Sigmund Freud, but don't you have some morphine to OD on? Stupidity is my defense mechanism.

Pardon me, but it appears you have something brown on your nose.

Parallel parking should be a requirement. That cone bullshit is completely insufficient. I could do that shit with my eyes closed. The cameras are bullshit. If you wanna catch me running a red light, put a cop there. I'll probably come to a screeching halt and someone will rearend me. Above all other traffic laws (pretty much) it is your duty as the driver of a vehicle not to obstruct the flow of traffic and to make everyone on the road as safe as possible. If everyone on Morse Rd. is doing 95 and the speed limit is 45, I'm gonna fucking do 95 because I don't want a Cadillac to turn me into chum. The thing I hate most is (yeah, there was a thread on this already...screw yourself if it pisses you off) when someone is doing 55 in the middle or left lane while people all around are going 75 or 80. There are laws in New Jersey and Pennsylvania (I think, maybe other places...correct me on this) that prohibit people from not passing in the left lane. Most traffic theory, especially speed limits, are based on the 85th percentile rule. That is, that the 85th percentile of drivers with one standard deviation above or below will determine the speed set for a road. This gives the idea why cops generally won't pull you over for doing 71 in a 65, but will more likely if you're doing 75 in a 65. A lot of speed limits and traffic laws are decades old and don't accound for newer technology and extreme handling and braking advances. For instance, the average stopping distance of a car has lessened dramatically in late years. What we have problems with now are people doing stupid things in cars. In my opinion, driving while talking on a cell phone should be illegal in every state. I can't tell you how many times I've almost been hit, or seen near accidents happen while someone is talkin on their phone, eating a burger, reading the newspaper, or ever some dumb bitch painting her fingernails. We need more legislation that'll restrict drivers inside the car rather than what people necessarily do with the car.

done and done. The burden is on the state in all cases. If they wanna add points onto my license, they better damn well prove that I was driving the car instead of being in class or something.

This is an impossible question, unless you claim that Sam's car isn't propelled by anything (other than maybe the dashed hopes and dreams of every girl he's ever violated).

helicopters, airplanes...they go "as the crow flies" and are not bound by traffic lanes.

yeah, that is defintely true. headshots ftw.

facebook > myspace....fewer stalkers