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El Karacho1647545492

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  1. I'll start a CR facebook Boston Chapter
  2. will you sell ONLY the wireless PS2 controller for $20? dibs if you will, I can pick it up today
  3. There's 2...black guy, or pictureless guy?
  4. facebook is okay, i guess. its mostly a way to find parties at BU, or get caught by the cops if you have incrimminating pictures on it. EDIT: i'm Alex Caxide on that bitch, so "friend" me....if you dare
  5. i really really wanna call BS on it...but i dunno is it possible to make a chopper engine into a jet engine???
  6. Celica: 2300lbs 105hp = 21.9 Ariel Atom: 1003 lbs 220bhp = 4.56 http://forums.autoweek.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/17-16682-359717-11296/Ariel_Atom.jpg
  7. <SuBaRuA>: oh man, did you see me pwn that kid on CR <10xworse>: yeah, dude, he won't know what hit him <SuBaRuA>: wanna go to easton and rev our engines at n00bs? <10xworse>: sure, i've got nothing better to do
  8. Yeah, there was definitely not enough warning prior to ballsack. http://x10.putfile.com/3/6613193634.png BAN!
  9. As far as mono, don't even take robitussin. That shit is basically placebo. Just keep doing 3xnormal dose of Advil, sleep all the time and when you're not rock the chicken noodle/clam chowder/ramen/whatev.
  10. #27 is one I personally have concerns with. Usually, urinal proximity should be minimized and thus conversation would be awkward. Should urinal proximity be adjacent, then the standard of conduct is to stare either at your own cawk or into the ceiling.
  11. This is mostly inspired by Marc's "pwnage" (see the Kitchen), but what are your guys thoughts on "Guy Code". I personally swear by it. It keeps everyone safe, it keeps everyone happy, and it still keeps everything funny and interesting. This is my basic guy code list (its plagiarised, and slightly modified...I think): There shall always be one cushion or female between two men on a sofa. Exception: The consumption of beer, chicken wings, or nachos while watching a sporting event of some kind, as long as it is not gymnastics, curling, or figure skating. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSH1T (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friend’s birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with her, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem. * You didn't see nothin'. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and a topless supermodel delivers it...and it's free. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: "Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers." "Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?" Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay. Thou shalt not rent the movie Chocolat
  12. your uncompliance has basically earned marc a free ride to do whatever the fuck he feels like doing next time you guys get drunk. He could not fulfil his fraternal duty to tell you that the chick that's so interested you has an adam's apple, he can embarass you in front of any bitch you're trying to mack on, he can give you an atomic wedgie during a $500 pool game. He could fart on your nose when you pass out with photodocumentation of the incident and you would have it coming. P.S. marc, take all those suggestions to heart. Guy code is something I take seriously. EDIT: ef love, your sig is unoriginal and dated....change that shit
  13. no, if a man's shoes are off, you don't write shit. you tell the ugliest, fattest bitch at the party to go take advantage of his sorry ass
  14. Yeah, good to know all of you can read. DJ, if you turn off my phone, I'll just sign up with VirginMobile and then static you to death with my negative 2 bars of service.
  15. Hey, guys, if he whips around in a teg instead of driving, who are we to judge lmao at myself (/lame) Bienvenidos
  16. Lucky me, the weekend I'm back I get to come out and meet people for once.
  17. wow, y'all motherfuckers are harsh. I'm not necessarily standing up for stiracer but jesus tittyfucking christ, have some decency. Wait.....i forgot I was on CR. neglect this
  18. I believe it'd be the SL600 in that case. The AMG's are all supercharged V8's, I think.
  19. Didn't you go through a shitstorm with your lease contract as well?
  20. Thanks to Woodward Cruise Here's a small list. Hennessey Venom 1000 AC Cobra 427 S/C Carrera GT Enzo McLaren SLR F50 F40 Ferrari 250 GTO Bentley Continental GT an original "Eleanor" Shelby GT500 Numbers-matching Shelby GT350 Shelby Daytona Aston Martin DB5 Rolls Royce Corniche (Went to prom in it)
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