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Imagine the trailer park trash you could pick up with that thing! The thought crossed my mind....

A little more unique than the Gateway service vans.... the horn even moos. Cow-maro

Bwahahaha.... that's so foul, but hilarious nonetheless.

Not true.

Teh suck. Yes, I figured it out.

[Off topic]Wanna be a nice guy and share your secret portfolio mix that resulted in that much ROI? Mine is pretty conservative, and 6% isn't going to outpace inflation for very long.[/Off topic]

Not to be a jackass, but if you describe damage to the front of the car, you might want to post a picture that actually shows the front of the car.

My repressed inner thug thinks that's cool. The rest of me thinks it's a complete waste of what has to be an awful lot of money.

2nd dibs, in case this falls through.

You have a PM.

For what do you want to trade? Any particular type of car you're looking for?

Yeah, no big surprise there. When my customers ask how to improve fuel economy, I recommend the basics; tune-ups, other routine maintenence that is often ignored, and synthetic fluids throughout. Other than that, buy a Geo Metro.

You need a "Green light trigger". I've had one on every bike I've owned since I learned about it, and while they're not 100%, they do work most of the time.

Advance Auto, or pretty much any other parts store. They are about $60 exchanged, each side. You will get the entire shaft (inboard and outboard joints) for that price.

I work for Advance... what you'll get from us is unbent tubing that you'll have to bend to match the originals. As an alternative, you can call The Right Stuff detailing, they are located in Sunbury (just NE of Columbus) and buy originals (pre-bent, correct fittings installed) or braided steel lines. The Right Stuff Detailing 465 Commerce Dr Sunbury, OH 43074-9396 (740) 965-8720

Forget the "trees". I've heard this works better... The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.) Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard. Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble. The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush. Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it. Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!) Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything! EDIT : No, I didn't write this. No, I've never tried it. Yes, this was extremely sarcastic. No, I won't pay your hospital bills if you're stupid enough to try this. No, you can't blame me when your mom finds out.

And to think I wasn't going to bother you with another one of my computer illiterate questions.... Thanks for the responses.. and Mike, I'll get that from you when I bring over your radiator.

Okay, I have a question that may be considered stupid, but I don't know the answer. I have a SurfBoard SB5100 Cable modem attached to my home computer. I would like to use the same connection at home for my laptop. If I unplug the ethernet connection to my desktop and connect it to my laptop, it has some issue with its IP address. My question is, since there are two connections, can I use the USB connection to my laptop and the RJ45 Ethernet connection (both on the cable modem) to my desktop simultaneously? (i.e. A single IP address?) And before anyone asks, Yes, I realize I could just go get a router and be done with it, I'm just broke and lazy.

Bad-ass, but sucks because it can't be driven at night.

Fixed.

Mostly true, but not always the case. I have recieved a citation for this, but more often than not, they've mentioned it and let it go.

Let's not forget CR's favorite word to hate.... Cunt.

My opinion is.. that's :gay2:

Linky no worky.... neither did cut and paste. Even still, F40 = bad ass.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that thought.