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LOL. Awesome. Your better off in a mondeo then a 2CV. Werd.

Probalbly a repost, just Wow.

I thought you died. Good to see your still alive

wow.. not one bite?

Great, well I guess if we're all at a party and she shows up I don't even need to call dibs! I wish there were more guys around Columbus that only dated the hottest super models.

Eh... I think shes hot.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get invited to participate in orgies, orgies get invited to participate with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was talking in full sentences, walking and running, and fully potty-trained at the incredibly young age of six months. He learned all of these feats approximately six months after mastering 'the roundhouse kick.' In 1954, the Japanese government decided to pay tribute to Chuck Norris and made a biographical film about his life. They titled it "Godzilla". Due to political correctness, U.S. currency will now read "In Chuck Norris We Trust." At a press conference, a reporter asked Chuck Norris if he spoke any foreign languages. Chuck then roundhouse kicked the reporter in the face, killing him instantly. He then turned to the audience and said "I speak two languages, English and Roundhouse-Kick-to-the-Face." Ares, the Greek God of war and Athena, the Greek Goddess of war produced a son together. They called him "Chuck Norris the Greek God of Roundhouse Kick". Chuck Norris was sick only once. They called that era "The Cold War." The average man can use a razor 7-10 times to shave his face. Chuck Norris uses 7-10 razors to shave around his beard. Chuck Norris once slept with an under aged 15 year old girl. He was three at the time. In the event of an emergency, Chuck Norris can inflate his lungs and his chest can be used as a flotation device. Chuck Norris doesn't go to the bar to pick up women. He goes to the bar to pick out women. Chuck Norris is not racist. He hates all races, ethnicities, and nationalities the same. Except for the French. He hates them more. bitches.. worthiness test. Delta Force worthy, but I was shortly killed thereafter by a roundhouse kick for not being the best.

I'm game, Level 4. Wow that's not satisfying at all.

No matter how much you try to poke fun, your still a gay virgin who drives an escort. Everyone else :asshole:

Yup. 5-speed only. Women who can drive stick is just flat out hot.

w00t. Nice.

I think I saw you today on 315N, about 5pm from Lane to Bethel. Red lowered GTI, rode behind me for a while. If it is, your cars dirty. Wash that shit.

Kinda cool I guess if there's nothing else to do. It's on a very long time base though.

yea i'm sure I won't see it. Hollywood, you go to hell, you go to hell and you die! Looks like a 'suspense' movie. Crock a shit.

Not really, born in Dayton, grew up in Cincy (middle of nowhere bufu), now I live in Columbus. Booyakasha!

http://www.ehowa.com/features/carlotcrash.shtml No. It really doesn't do all that fancy flying and hopping, sorry bout your hopes. On a side note. What's that song they play during the commercial?

Sounds good everything seems to be working out the way they should. You know the dumb cunt will drive anyway. Then she'll get locked up and use our tax dollars to room/cloth/feed her!!! Grrr. It never ends.

I promise you, you are not that important. LOLLERZ... So true. Good post.

Wow. I'm fucking hungry now. How the hell did this make it to two pages? btw.. Sawmill blows, that place is always fucking busy!

Really? That's hard to believe, but I don't know shit. I always liked the way the rear ends of muscle cars were jacked up higher then the front. Aggressive.

Truth, as well as more aggressive cams. I didn't know you used to own a tour Derek. The Duratecs are very reliable engines though. If you're looking to mod it, a 3.0L Duratec from a Taurus/Sable/Escape is a pretty common mod. These things can put down a decent amount of power (200hp/200lb tq). Then throw on some bolt on's, port the heads to match the svt manifolds, and swap some svt cams and your set. If you need more help or research, a good resource is either contour.org or newcougar.org Btw. You forgot the cougar is also on the mondeo chassis.

That sucks dude. If people would just pay attention, not to be racist, but some stereotypes are amazingly true. It doesn't apply to all people of course, but that's my un-biased as possible experience so far. Hope everything works out for you.

B.S. Mustangs always win. End of story. That was a Fiero w/ a stang kit. Those silly fiero's are always trying to be something they're not.

Can we add this smiley por favor? http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5324/iconmswerd1ux.gif