A small chicken and a horse were walking through the woods one day, when the horse fell into a huge mud hole. The horse yelled at the chicken to go back to get the farmer to help him get out. The chicken ran back to the farm, but couldn't find the farmer anywhere. The chicken eventually made it out to the barn where the farmer kept his Harley and his rope. The chicken jumped on the Harley and grabbed the rope, and went back to the hole. The chicken threw the rope to the horse and told him to hang on to the rope which was attached to the back of the Harley. The chicken managed to get the horse out of the mud hole and put the Harley and the rope back where they were, and the farmer was none the wiser.
A couple of weeks later, the chicken and the horse were walking through the woods again, and the chicken fell into the very same mud hole. The chicken said "Just go back to the farm and get the Harley and the rope, and come back and get me out."
The horse though thought, "I don't know how to ride a Harley." At that time, the horse had a thought... He said to the chicken "I'm going to stand over the mud hole, and you just reach up and grab that hangy thing underneath me. I'll pull you out that way."
The moral of the story (yes, there is a moral) is that when you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
graemlins/lol.gif Sorry, seemed appropriate.