Dr. Pomade

^^^Completely agreed. On all three of our TOs, we were driving and threatening to score.

LSU looks meh. I think they're overranked. I wouldn't be surprised if Florida beats them soundly. I like WVU and I think they beat Texas. It's awesome they just hung like 4000 points on Baylor. Unfortunately, they also allowed Baylor to score like 3000 points. Geno Smith has to be the favorite for the Heisman at this point. I think we might go to the OSU game this week. FINALLY MAN-TO-MAN PRESS COVERAGE - THANK YOU.

Not sure what day they played on, but that was 2008 - the year USC straight waxed Ohio State in LA. That USC team was loaded and then somehow managed to lose to JaQuizz Rodgers and the Mighty Beavers. They played Oregon State the next game after Ohio State. Total letdown game, classic USC. Edit: Apparently, I don't bother reading what people post before I do. Zack just said what I said.

I walked out on a $50k vehicle over what amounted to $180 floor mats. Principle alone made it so that I couldn't buy that vehicle. I went home and found a better deal on the Internet within an hour. 1. Always more fish in the sea. 2. It's your money to spend, not theirs to possess. Make sure everyone remains clear on that fact throughout the negotiating process. 3. I like a ton of what Vince said. Actually, I like a lot of what a lot of people are posting in here. Good advice.

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That's what I've heard before; it sounded reasonable to me. *posted from my iPad in my parents' basement.

Too Sweet, master of logic that will ultimately go unnoticed because logic ceases to exist in the vacuum that is CR.

Panduh, master of the humble brag.

Littleguy, master of psychology.

Kenny Powerz, master of getting things wrong.

Phil, master of the insult-compliment.

Shovels work well too. They have various uses, or so I've heard. When wielded by a skilled warrior, nothing can withstand their might.

Four Mr. Schnauzies just got dropped in this thread.

I can't speak for anyone else, but no judgment here (and I think you know that). I was only having a bit of fun over the situation, which just sounds completely comical in certain respects. Overall, though it sounds like it ended a lot better than what it could have. Shamrock: 1 Phil: Net of 0 (-1 vs. Shamrock, +1 from CPD and not catching a case)

Same here. Phil: "Hey guys, need some help here. Some guy at the bank just came out and told me I'm not allowed to leave and he punctured my tire and it's flat. What should I do?" CR Member #1: "I'd hit that dude square in the face with a tire iron." CR Member #2: "WTF that isn't cool! Why is some guy at the bank just randomly holding you hostage? I'd call the cops ASAP." CR Member #3: "Yeah, dude, just call the cops. This shit sounds crazy." Phil: "Okay, so I hit the guy with a tire iron and then I called the cops." CR Collectively: "Whoa, crazy! Well, what happened next?" Phil (4 hours later): "I got arrested." CR Collectively: "WTF????" Phil: "Yeah, it's messed up. The bank guy was mad because I had just robbed the bank. I was stuffing all the money into my car when he came out and flattened my tire. Motherfucker! So I jacked his ass up. The police showed up and told me that what I had done was considered 'illegal.' Whatever. Anyways, guys, things are cool now. Thanks for the advice - I appreciate it." CR Collectively: O_o

What's worst than Denard doing that? Not saying that I think it is the worst thing ever, but I'm just having a difficult time thinking of things that college football players have done that are more annoying than that. Help me think of some.

If it were me, then when I called police I'd just try to make it sound like a simple misunderstanding (e.g., "Hey, they accidentally towed my vehicle - can I just have an officer meet me there for a second to help me get my car back? I don't want any trouble with the tow truck company"). Make it easier for the police to get involved (versus sounding all litigious on the phone and making it easier for them to be like, "Sorry, not our problem, call your attorney").

What did the police say?

Because it's just so stupid you have to laugh.

And this is for you Cordell because I know how much you like to think of me looking just like this when I post three times in a row: http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/tony-stark.jpg

Okay, just saw what you posted. Call the police, explain to them, and see what they say.

If the permit was where it should have been - and therefore should have been visible to the tow truck operator - then, if it were me, then I'd call the police on their non-emergency line (614.645.4545) and explain the situation and see what they have to say. If the permit wasn't where it should have been - like laying in the front seat on in your console or something, then the towing company could assert that's the reason why they didn't see it (and therefore make your claim less substantial). So, was the permit where it as supposed to be?

I won't have much to contribute - I'm in complete agreement with Paul, you, ImUrOBGYN, etc. It's just dumb to kill something that you don't need to kill and nauseating self-righteous and narcissistic to claim otherwise.

Cordell, you're an idiot.