Dr. Pomade

Me too, same seats I had for the Wisconsin game (Section 16A).

Then where are they? Bottom 20? And who is ahead of them? BTW, I like your analysis, but thought that I'd add that I consider a lot of things in ranking a school's job. For instance, USC gets bonus points for being in LA and having great weather, ND gets points for prestige, Michigan gets points for history, etc.

Okay, well, let me reiterate: in my experience, abs are great at getting girls. If you say they aren't, then I'll just respectfully disagree with you and leave it at that.

How could anyone? I MEAN LIKE DUH

If you are slim and muscular you probably have abs, AMIRITE?

Was pretty much with you until you ruined it by stating this horrible untruth. Abs get girls like nothing else.

Stunned at how no one has commented on this. I LOL'ed.

/discussion

PPS not PSS

Wow, great video - top notch stuff.

Holy fuck I am losing it over the MS paint ones that Sturg posted. I'm literally in tears.

Whoa, whoa, whoa - LSU a better coaching job than OSU? Okay, I'll concede that both Bama and Texas could be ahead of OSU on that list, but LSU? Have to disagree there. And I'd also disagree on Oklahoma being above OSU (though I'd put them above LSU). Here are my top 5 - I think the order is debatable. Texas Alabama Ohio State USC Notre Dame Here are my next 5 - again, the order is debatable. Oklahoma Michigan LSU Florida Nebraska

We're one miraculous TD pass play away from talking about how OSU's defense collapsed - AGAIN - in the fourth quarter. I say that, regardless of what happens here on out, Fickell can have a legitimate interview for the job, but shouldn't be the first choice on whom is offered the head coaching position. Rather, that should go to someone who has more experience as a head coach. Just my opinion.

Wow, what a game - probably the most exciting game I've ever seen in person. The defense looked great, minus the last four minutes. I hate when we go into prevent mode - it just invites teams to throw all over us. I get the theory of it and why you do it, but I just hate it. And, when you're playing prevent and a team scores in about 50 seconds (like Wisconsin did last night), then it's obviously not working like it's supposed to. I'm completing nit-picking, though. I came away with a sense of optimism. I think our defense is eventually lights-out (in like maybe a year). I heart Hankins. Braxton had a few signature moments. Stadium was going bonkers a few times - after the punt block and of course on that final TD.

WTF, seriously? Geez, great friends, LOL.

A quadruple post for all four of my dudes in my boy band: (1) Jordan Knight; (2) Vasoline Vinny; (3) Shitbox Steve; and (4) Backpedal Benjamin.

I DON'T OFTEN BRAG ABOUT HOW FUCKING FAST I AM, BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO COME INTO A THREAD WHERE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT RUNNING SINGLE DIGITS AND MAKE SURE THAT I TELL EVERYONE THAT I DO

Listen, brah, dude has a truck that runs NINES. You got that? That's a 10-second quarter mile minus a whole fucking second. Any quicker and that shitbox truck would open a fucking wormhole.

Do you enjoy it as much as you enjoy Krispy Kremes and driving shitboxes? Rhetorical question, fatty, don't bother trying to answer. I know, let's figure out why your so shit scared to race on the street yet you name-drop the West Side every other post. What, were you meeting up at Central Point to talk about heading up to Norwalk?

Shit, sorry, that's right, they didn't score on that play I referenced. Yeah, and thanks BTN for keeping the wound open and keeping a steady stream of salt pouring in...

Wow, that photo is fucking sick. It definitely gets me a little jacked. I had shitty ass seats for that game - we were stuck up under C deck with a very obstructed view (had one of those big, cement columns in our way).

Nice - he should definitely enjoy that. And it'll be even better because it's a night game - just something awesome about it. It's kind of surreal, if you ask me. Hopefully, the weather holds out. I think I'm going to pregame by destroying a few beers at BW3's in Grandview and then just walk over.

I'm in 16A, Row 30.

Damn, have to hand it to both guys for driving the shit out of both of those cars.

That C5Z with the blower moves out pretty good.