Dr. Pomade

I'm laughing out loud at several of these.

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LOL, win.

There's a lot of awesome and win in this thread. Mopar gets a gold star for that epic piece of ownage. Is this GTP clown for real? I pray to baby jesus he is. He reminds me of that 93_Cobra idiot or whoever it was from like six years ago that did something similar - he came on running his mouth about how he wanted to race and how he had a bunch of cash and ended up getting his ass handed to him. Maybe GTP is his cousin that's back for revenge? In any event, this is me applauding this thread.

It makes me laugh when the pro-marijuana people start using statistics like these in an attempt to validate their arguments. Hey, marijuana has been used for over 5000 years! OMG! Well, gee, I guess that must make it safe for usage, right? Hmm, what else has been used for 5,000 years? I know: stoning people to death. Yeah, that's been around a really long time, like definitely over 5,000 years. Okay, I guess we can automatically add that to your retarded list of "Things That Must Be Safe Because They Are Old." No one has ever overdosed on marijuana? Awesome. Guess what else no one has ever overdosed on: LSD. Yup, true story, it's essentially impossible to overdose on LSD. So, I guess that makes LSD safe for usage, right? Fuck no it doesn't, you stupid hippie. No one has ever overdosed on marijuana, but plenty of people have died or been seriously injured or seriously injured other people as a result of their intoxication on marijuana. But I suppose that doesn't really count, does it? Wait, yes, to people with functioning brains it kind of does count. For the record, here's my stance: marijuana should be legalized, and that has nothing to do with my desire to indulge in using marijuana. People who share this view should stop posting stupid propoganda shit that hurts more than helps that cause.

Why so many retarded comments about his facial expressions? What the fuck do you want him doing, smiling and being all cheesy in the photos? O HAI ITZ ME I HAS FUN IN MAH COBRAAAA!!1!1!! Stop with the stupidity, people. Cool pics, dude - thanks for sharing.

"During the day, I'm an Integra, but, when night comes, I like to slink into these sexy panty hose and masquerade as Ms. Integrarita. Don't judge me because of my alternative lifestyle, please."

Not only are his tail lights tinted, but they're now equipped to hold up the nearest bank. Failure.

Hey, a geeky inside joke that I don't care to get.

Did the EVO guy say why he felt the need to stay in it while he was about six miles ahead? Maybe he thought that 75-shot would eventually start working and he was just making sure the GT500 didn't come back around him.

+1 The EVO sounded like it was definitely leaving on the second honk...and staying in it waaaaay longer than what he needed to. He looked like he was still in it to win it a quarter mile out from the GT500.

The car in the first pic looks ultra-clean - good shot.

Your ninja car looks like its capable of sneaking up on people while they sleep.

Fucking want.

Okay, that's what I figured. That's still impressive even at 10.5 psi.

This smiley alone makes any thread worthwhile.

What does % SSC mean?

Get your Foxbody on and rock out with your cock out like Johnny Bravo circa 1992, minus the gay mustache and pegged Guess jeans.

This is in your Mustang I take it? In your sig, it says 656/595? Just trying to make sense of everything. Impressive numbers, regardless.

I know this.

LOL - this is how we roll. Yeah, the girls were kind of meh. Oh well, they were naked and there was booze, so there's no way there wasn't some kind of fun to be had. AMIRITE?

:o :zoom:

Not sure, but I can tell you that McDorman's is presently selling a black 2007 Z06 with 15K miles for $49K, which is about $4K below the suggested retail for that car with those miles in this area. How do I know that? Because I really, really want out of retirement.

No?

Awesome, the exact opposite of what I think is hot.