Dr. Pomade

Rating substantially high on the what-the-fuck-just-happened meter.

1/2 on title accuracy

FYI, you have the most annoying sig ever.

This thread is so horrible it's kind of awesome. Ha, just kidding, it's just really horrible.

Should have added NWS icon for greater clicking appeal.

True story. Yeah, it was awesome seeing it torn to complete shreds and then have the cops talk shit to me while I'm trying to figure out which end of the Typhoon I was looking at. "Hey, bud, I thought these here things were supposed to be FAST. Shit, it wasn't even getting away from my cruiser! HAR HAR HAR!" "Was that before or after it t-boned another car and then got t-boned by a cruiser?" "After." "Wow, are you serious right now?"

They flagged the races for us.

LOL, good find.

You just better drive.

Congratulations on the acquisition. Will look forward to seeing it in person.

No one was complaining when I splitting fucking wigs in a Typhoon in 1993. Well, except the people I routinely waxed, even with five girls, a magician, a rodeo clown, and a Siberian tiger riding along. What.

Did you really just call me out for not having a car?

Clay, awesome job, and it's great to see you taking the initiative on this. Big thanks and bigger props to you.

Listen, there's nothing more refreshing than a night a Screamin' Willies followed by an after-party at Sinbad's. You don't know Columbus nightlife if you haven't done that.

I just LOLed.

http://www.dieseldigital.net

Yeah, Kurt did all my tattoos. However, the word is he moved (and now lives in New Mexico or somewhere not close like that). They've got a few fairly renown artists that work there, however, and most of them keep "books" (i.e., pictures of tattoos they've done) so that you can see samples of their work.

No lie, an old buddy of mine actually has that tattoo. Worst.tattoo.ever. We laugh about it all the time. He got it when he was like 14 years old - and it looks like a 4 year old did the tattoo work for him.

Yes, for sure.

Just noticed your occupation, Hal. Fucking heart it.

This statement is full of wrong. Tiesto = great club music.

LOL @ people crying about over-priced tattoos. Like you should be "bargain shopping" for something that will be fucking permanent on your body. Awesome, you've saved yourself $50, but now you have hepatitis and a tattoo that looks like Casper the Friendly Ghost smoking a blunt. Congrats, retard. I've gotten all my six of my tattoos at Evolved. Very clean shop, no complaints.

Well, I'm assuming that Brian just got started with his training, so I'd expect that once he reaches the more advanced levels of his workouts then he'll see that his erections last several hours longer than that. Of course, around that same time, he'll want to start incorporating raves, strip clubs, and girls with fake boobs into his daily routine, which will allow him to maximize his erections.

First, awesome idea, and I'm totally down. Second, this is Clay's gig. I trust his judgment. I say that we let him decide on the meeting place(s) and just go with it. Give Clay the executive authority to decide so that we can just be done with it and move on to the important stuff, which is meeting to hang out and have a good time. If this sounds reasonable, then Clay you should edit your first post in the thread to tell us when and where and whatever rotations there are, and the rest of us can just be happy someone is taking the initiative to make this happen.

Listen, you're right where you want to be. The idea is for your clothes to consistently be two to three sizes too small for you. This will only accentuate your "pump" and let everyone know that you're serious when it comes to muscles and flexing. If you're intent on heading out to do some clothes shopping, I'd advise that you wear a Kangol with Aviator sunglasses, no shirt, cargo shorts with frayed ends and a white canvas belt, no socks, some white alligator skin dress shoes, and some Axe body spray. It'll show people that you simultaneously mean to both purchase something to clothe yourself and that you're comfortable being absolutely fucking awesome.