Dr. Pomade

LOL @ Kevin R.

LOL, noooooo! (Seriously, I just laughed out loud.)

This thread shouldn't include any pics at all or make sense to anyone else beyond you, Kenny, Howard, and Mark.

He should seriously consider a toaster trailer. They are a bit pricey, but worth it, IMHO. I have specs/pics if you want me to go into more detail.

Sheer brilliance. /game.

This thread is awesome. How awesome? Two Schnauzie McCools awesome. http://www.dakinedog.com/imgs/25_schnauzer/schnauzer_head_72dpi.jpg http://www.dakinedog.com/imgs/25_schnauzer/schnauzer_head_72dpi.jpg

Yeah, I rocked a Typhoon back in 1992 and 1993. I only had it about eight months before it was stolen, used in an armed robbery, involved in a high-speed chase with the state highway patrol, crashed in a PIT maneuver, and then shot inadvertently by a trooper attempting to apprehend the driver. Completely true story, BTW - no lie.

YOU CAN TAKE THAT ATTITUDE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MUFFLER

Does that 0% apply to all GMs (i.e., Corvettes too)?

This display of driving prowess warrants three Mr. Schnauzies. Will consider petitions for a reduced sentence pending presentation of compelling evidence. http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg

Ohhh, you are absolutely correct. Not Brian, your assistance is required: Halp Mr. Schnauzie pleez!

Not being able to post pics on an internet website is a fairly major infraction, warranting three Mr. Schnauzies. However, that you would actually post a pic of a GTP if you were capable enough of posting a pic would warrant you an additional Mr. Schnauzie. Therefore, the ruling is for three Mr. Schnauzies, and a dismissal with prejudice, so that an additional Mr. Schnauzie may be forthcoming. http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg

Your abomination of a vehicle has earned you a maximum four out of a possible four Mr. Schnauzies. Sorry, but that's essentially a death sentence. You have no one to blame but yourself, however. http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg

You're argument is judged to be somewhat compelling. As a result, your punishment has been reduced to one Mr. Schnauzie: http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/schnauzie-no.jpg

This utterly sickening display of public affection has earned you three Mr. Schnauzies: http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg

How do you know valid points were made if you didn't read past the first post? For this complete lack of irresponsibility in a post you have earned two Mr. Schnauzies. http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/toaster_trailer_dog_house.jpg

That was close! Yeah, but now we're rich.

Werd.

Or just be a better driver.

First, thanks. Second, was that the only time? Third, damn, that was a while ago.

If you can keep the car straight enough to make it to the finish line.

I would imagine we'd actually want Oregon State to lose so that USC gets the automatic bid. Why? Because I'm somewhat afraid you're right in that USC may (would?) get picked before OSU as an at-large bid. Thus, if USC gets the automatic bid, then that wouldn't put as much competition on OSU to snare one of the at-large bids.

+1 It had to be impressive for them to see at least half (perhaps more?) of those in attendance to be OSU fans. I'd imagine there's a sizable legion of OSU fans/transplants in South Florida, as well. That, and when was the last time OSU played in the Orange Bowl? Have they ever?

Street racing 15 years ago was just as stupid as it was now, only the races then took longer to finish. Back then, a (completely stock) 1990 Mustang GT 5.0 was just about the fastest thing you'd come across, minus the really rich guy who would show up in his C4 Corvette and wax everybody. A 1990 Iroc Z was to be feared by all, and I was smoking a ton of people in my ultra-sweet 1991 GSX Eclipse. Nothing much has changed except (1) the horsepower involved and (2) the sheer number of people participating in the lunacy. IMO, street racing will always be stupid and a little senseless. So is drinking heavily, but that won't keep me from doing either from time to time, I'd imagine. I firmly believe, however, that the "danger factor" has went up significantly in the past 15 years due to increase in HP seen in the cars racing on the street. Fuck, just five years ago, 500rwhp would own just about 90% of things on the street; now, 500rwhp will get you ninth place at a small dyno day meet.